Dice with 100 Sides: no

[Bdarty]

Realize that you're not real, but just a figment of a forum topic called "Dice with 100 sides"

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

Realize that you're not real, but just a figment of a forum topic called "Dice with 100 sides"

Then jack off

[startacker]

Summon Vladimir Putin and wrestle him

51, You summon him, but he refuses to wrestle, but instead shoot at you!

BOSS I GUESS?
This is really stealing from bloodlust isn't it
Vladimir Putin (ARMED WITH MOSIN NAGANT)

don't become a level 30 magician

12, You're now a level 30 magician!

Summon another countryball

43, Putin turns into

live in a cardboard box mansion

53, You now have a cardboard box mansion.

Realize that you're not real, but just a figment of a forum topic called "Dice with 100 sides"

4, You die trying to realize you're not real, good job

GAME OVER

Then jack off

59, You know what happens

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Spellbook
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
$390,920

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 3 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)
Izanagi in his More Advanced Form

[WaterOre]

neutralize Putin with your dual gold ak-47's

also how are we carrying all of the weaponry

[CypherX]

do not cast a spell to turn putin into a minion

[Zharthon]

have izanagi stab putin with his spear.

through putin's face obv

[Refticus]

use the spellbook on thy nether regions

[Swampivorous]

become a richardgirl for reasons.

[Bdarty]

Summon Patty Wack the Giant Burger by saying. Frick Frack Diddly Dack Stick Stack Nick Nack Tick Tack biofeedback THUMBTACK.

[Seath45]

Summon Patty Wack the Giant Burger by saying. Frick Frack Diddly Dack Stick Stack Nick Nack Tick Tack biofeedback THUMBTACK.

Wtf.

[startacker]

neutralize Putin with your dual gold ak-47's

also how are we carrying all of the weaponry

79, You fill Putin with golden bullets, rip.

do not cast a spell to turn putin into a minion

82, k

have izanagi stab putin with his spear.

through putin's face obv

68, He stabs his already-almost-dead face with a spear!

use the spellbook on thy nether regions

33, thy nether regions somehow deny

become a richardgirl for reasons.

97, Euhhmmmm

Summon Patty Wack the Giant Burger by saying. Frick Frack Diddly Dack Stick Stack Nick Nack Tick Tack biofeedback THUMBTACK.

71, "Frick Frack Diddly Dack Stick Stack Nick Nack Tick Tack biofeedback THUMBTACK" you exclaim, the sky goes dark as Wack the Giant Burger rises from the ground.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (0/30 0/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Spellbook
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
$390,920

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 3 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)
Izanagi in his More Advanced Form

[CypherX]

do not summon master chief

[Bdarty]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (this is a submission)

[WaterOre]

become a richardgirl for reasons.

the hacker is that you

[tber123]

Roll to become king of the space mutants