Dice with 100 Sides: no

[Swampivorous]

Summon Tour Guide Nixon and ask him to help you

ftfy

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

enter space and make a space station out of nukes and duct tape

[Mr Queeba]

Let Betelgeuse enter the laptop, and have him wreck havoc on Blockland.

[Bdarty]

Study advanced sciences and mathematics. Then create a dimensional portal device thing to go into the Blockland forum dimension

               
    ,----..   
   /   /   \   
  /   .     : 
 .   /   ;.  \
.   ;   /  ` ;
;   |  ; \ ; |
|   ▄▄▄▄▄                        _ \☻/
;   ▀▀▀▀▀                       _    ▌
.   |  ' ' ' :                      _   /  \
'   ;  \; /  |
 \   \  ',  / 
  ;   :    /   
   \   \ .'   
    `---`

[startacker]

Sumon Painis cupcake and make him a companion.

22, The spell page turns into a cupcake!

Summon Nixon and ask him to help you

Richard Nixon appears in your spaceship, and agrees to help-

ftfy

95, Nixon turns into Tour Guide Nixon!

enter space and make a space station out of nukes and duct tape

70, There's gyro counters everywhere, and the US government doesn't bode to well with the "SSU Radiation"

Let Betelgeuse enter the laptop, and have him wreck havoc on Blockland.

66, He begins destroying Blockland

Study advanced sciences and mathematics. Then create a dimensional portal device thing to go into the Blockland forum dimension

               
    ,----..   
   /   /   \   
  /   .     : 
 .   /   ;.  \
.   ;   /  ` ;
;   |  ; \ ; |
|   ▄▄▄▄▄                        _ \☻/
;   ▀▀▀▀▀                       _    ▌
.   |  ' ' ' :                      _   /  \
'   ;  \; /  |
 \   \  ',  / 
  ;   :    /   
   \   \ .'   
    `---`

97, You blast a portal in your spaceship, which is a safe distance away from SSU Radiation, and hop in...



EFFECT:Blocky Items!

INVENTORY
Blocky Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Blocky Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
Blocky RPG-7 rocket x5
Blocky Grenade x1
Blocky Physgun
Blocky Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Blocky Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
Blocky AK-47 Mags x2
Blocky Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Blocky Space Laser Cartridge
Blocky Gravity Gun
Blocky Portal Gun
Blocky Spellbook
Blocky Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Blocky Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
Blocky MA5B (60/60 rounds)
Blocky Laptop (RUNNING BLOCKLAND.EXE)
Blocky $49,995

COMPANIONS

[Space1255]

stuff as hard as you can. Have your body explode due to the stuff.

[WaterOre]

peach Nixon and bring him with you

[Refticus]

stuff as hard as you can. Have your body explode due to the stuff.

[Swampivorous]

peach Nixon and bring him with you

while in Hell.

[Mr Queeba]

Make Betelguese get a forum account and make him spam gore.

[tber123]

Watch the POSTAL movie by Uwe Boll and hope you don't get cancer

[CypherX]

become cancer

[startacker]

stuff as hard as you can. Have your body explode due to the stuff.

41, You don't, didn't you teach yourself about science?

peach Nixon and bring him with you

82, Nixon fell into the portal anyway.

97, You shat so hard that your body EXPLODED in the sheer force!

while in Hell.

39, There's really no way to get there either way.

Make Betelguese get a forum account and make him spam gore.

57, He starts spamming gore! Maybe he'll ignore yo-

"OH JESUS CHRIST RUN HE'S COMING!"
stuff

Watch the POSTAL movie by Uwe Boll and hope you don't get cancer

19, You got cancer.

become cancer

48, You at least get to use the cancer as a weapon.

Suddenly Betelgeuse kicks down the door for the thread you're in!

ENCOUNTER
BETELGEUSE (ARMED WITH GORE)

INVENTORY
Blocky Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Blocky Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
Blocky RPG-7 rocket x5
Blocky Grenade x1
Blocky Physgun
Blocky Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Blocky Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
Blocky AK-47 Mags x2
Blocky Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Blocky Space Laser Cartridge
Blocky Gravity Gun
Blocky Portal Gun
Blocky Spellbook
Blocky Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Blocky Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
Blocky MA5B (60/60 rounds)
Blocky Laptop (RUNNING BLOCKLAND.EXE)
Blocky Cancer Cannon
Blocky $49,995

COMPANIONS
Blockhead Nixon

[tber123]

Counterspam Betelgese with research

[Bdarty]

Take all of the McDonald burgers and throw them at Betelguse. Watch as an army of Fat people rally up and attack wanting some McDonald Big Mac.