Dice with 100 Sides: no

[Blockchip]

RE-NUKE THE SUN
Also take the mixtape
also revive the body

[Ad Bot]

[startacker]

NUKE EVERY SQUARE INCH OF THE PLANET

40, Your plans fail, your Good Luck! effect removes that minor radiation poisoning I forgot about

NUKE CANADA

80, A nuke is sent there, the world would of noticed that you've been launching nukes, but Good Luck! is there to protect you.

RE-NUKE THE SUN
Also take the mixtape
also revive the body

54, A nuke is launched to the sun, but the sun swallows the nuke, the sun turns a pretty green for a few minutes, guess that was Good Luck!
91, You pick up the mixtape easily, Good Luck! affects the mixtape somehow.
11, You forget up the operation, but Good Luck! protects you from lawsuits

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hats x999
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Affected Texas Governor's Mixtape
$40,000

COMPANIONS
Houston (ARMED WITH CAR-4)
Dallas (ARMED WITH AK.762)
Liberal Crime Squad Member #1
Liberal Crime Squad Member #2
Liberal Crime Squad Ninja

EFFECTS
Good Luck! (EXPIRES IN 2 TURNS)

[Space1255]

form the crazy hats into a 15 foot carrot.

[tber123]

Play the mixtape at city hall

[Refticus]

replace all sides of the dice with 100

[startacker]

form the classy hats into a 15 foot carrot.

64, Woo, good luck really isn't needed here

Play the mixtape at city hall

71, You play it at city hall, and a researcho starts playing! It even has a tiny screen! You leave it there. Your good luck helps you from being identified

replace all sides of the dice with 100

7, You are bashed in the head with a banhammer, not even good luck can save you

GAME OVER
reloading...

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hat 15ft carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
$40,000

COMPANIONS
Liberal Crime Squad Member #1
Liberal Crime Squad Member #2
Liberal Crime Squad Ninja

EFFECTS
Good Luck! (EXPIRES IN 1 TURN)

[Refticus]

replace all sides of the dice with 0

[Space1255]

Use the carrot

[tber123]

Hack the National Guard and Police Databases so they can't identify you

[WaterOre]

extend Good Luck!

[Blockchip]

Replace all sides of the dice with a picture of a penus

[startacker]

replace all sides of the dice with 0

27, You get banhammered by an admin

GAME OVER

Use the carrot

64, You have no idea, but you used it, most of it fell apart.

Hack the National Guard and Police Databases so they can't identify you

38, You attempt to sneakily access their databases when the alarm blares, Good Luck protects you from being captured.

extend Good Luck!

15, You get Bad Luck!

Replace all sides of the dice with a picture of a penus

92, You take a picture of your penus, and then plaster it on the dice.

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hat 2ft carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
$40,000

COMPANIONS
Liberal Crime Squad Member #1
Liberal Crime Squad Member #2
Liberal Crime Squad Ninja

EFFECTS
Bad Luck! (EXPIRES IN 2 TURNS)
Penus Dice

[Space1255]

Repair the carrot

[startacker]

Repair the carrot

67, You repair the hat carrot, Bad Luck makes it fall apart!

[Refticus]

eat the dice then roll yourself