Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2

[Maxwell.]

you're on! and there's already some milk on the bottom of this trailer




wait, is this train smuggling milk through you?

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

find the driver and ask him if he's heard about jesus milk

[Swat 3]

kill the train conductor after

find the driver and ask him if he's heard about jesus milk

[CypherX]

milk yourself

you know how

[Maxwell.]

you release more milk into the cart and head to the driver


you shout at him through the window about that milk that's in the cart, he doesn't answer so you off him

well now no ones driving the train, I guess you better-

well stuff the door won't open, what do you do?

[CypherX]

shoot him

[Refticus]

yell out the secret passcode
"autism"

[Maxwell.]

shoot him

you did

yell out the secret passcode
"autism"

"AUTISM!"


it still won't open, you go back for a moment and check on all the noise

aw stuff, now the police are after you! don't they know who you are?

[Refticus]

hijack train to mexico

[tber123]

Shoot Chopper out of sky

[XR-7]

Those giant white tanks likely carry milk. Go check.

[Maxwell.]

Those giant white tanks likely carry milk. Go check.

looks like garbage

Shoot Chopper out of sky

[tber123]

Try to remember what we were supposed to be doing. Something about delivering milk to Merryweather?

[Maxwell.]

Try to remember what we were supposed to be doing. Something about delivering milk to Merryweather?

well they didn't really specify where to put it so you just put it back in the trailer you got the mission from

[tber123]

Shooting gallery time. Stay on the train cars and shoot people/animals as you pass by them.