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Whats next after this?

BLF does X BLF Interrogates a man/Plans an assassination/Drops bad pickup lines/Covers up a murder/etc (Voting for this option will lead to a second poll)
The Other Side The adventures of Nameless McRedshirt and Frank Ruby as they work as security guards for banks, evil overlords, dictators, and so on.
High Rollers Its like "Pass or Fail" or "Blockade Blasters'. Multiple players allowed.
Post Apocalyptic Alcoholism Find a source of alcohol in a nuclear wasteland.
BLOODLUST: Off The Rails BLOODLUST all over again, but the objective is to derail it
The International Order of Communists Play as an agent in a Communist sleeper cell and defeat the International Order of Capitalists
Terrorist Adventure What starts as a normal game of Counter Strike degenerates into batstuff insanity. Only the Terrorists can bring order to chaos!
Yashka Sheriff's Quest for the Perfect Sausage One simple errand to fetch some sausages that obviously goes horribly wrong
The Assassination 2 Another round of assassinations.
Liberal Crime Squad: BLF Edition Defeat the Conservative Crime Squad, kidnap and brainwash Conservatives, and drop terrible pickup lines.

Author Topic: Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]  (Read 25612 times)

Split or if you cant,Its tom,he carries all the characters.

Split it amongst yourselves if possible
if not chug it
Split or if you cant,Its tom,he carries all the characters.

Quote
"It says 'Fuel Jet Upgrade'..... Drink the whole thing and you gain the ability to jetpack. Oh, and theres also the risk of unpleasant side effects."

"I guess I'll chug it, then."
Tom O'Flanagan chugs the entire canister and begins to feel sick!
PERK Gained: Radiation Posioning(-3 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)
ABILITY Gained: Fuel Jets


"Welp. Was it worth it, guys?"
"Probably. You can fly now, I guess."
"There doesn't seem to be anything of interest here that we haven't seen. Lets get out!"
Musical Assassin 1 is left behind to choke to death.
Mutalid follows after the party like a lost puppy.



Everyone exits the Alien Laboratory and immediately notices that the UFO along with the Machinegun-Equipped Jeep is gone. That's odd.



Kompressor's gotta be in v20 somewhere! You think the airfield tower would be a good place for loot.



The Police station might help you find something, too. Where could Kompressor possibly b*BOOM*



"What the---?!"


*KA-THOOM* *BLAMBLAMBLAM* *CHOOM* *PEW PEW* *KRAK* *RATATATATATATAT*

Gunfire and explosions begin breaking out in the distance. The Hospital just exploded and is now on fire!
Your party has automatically and mercifully healed to full health. You'll be needing it!


XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP, 15/15 MENT. Small Guns Skill: 7.09/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 13/13 HP, 13/13 STAM, 13/13 MENT, 3/3 Jet Fuel, and a Crippled Left Leg.
The Mutalid (15/20 HP) armed with Claws
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)
4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x
5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
[Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x
[Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9
[Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x
[Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots
[Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts
[Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x
[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
[Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
[Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit)
[Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
[Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
[Music]Guitar
[Music]Keytar
[Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x
[Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6
[Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x
[Throwing]Molotov roostertail
[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$266
(4)Gas Mask
AMMO:
Bullets x5
Lasers x11
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x3
Shotgun Shells x8
Flamethrower Fuel x4
Rockets x8
Toast x2
High Explosive ammo x2
Incendiary Rounds x1
Stun Rounds x4
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.65/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.20/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.07/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 0.18/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.30/30.00
Deflector: 0.10/30.00
Shotguns: 0.10/30.00
Flamethrowers: 0.00/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time) COOLDOWN-19Turns
Radiation Posioning(-3 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2015, 11:28:27 AM by tber123 »

how about we dont walk into a loving burning building and go on holiday

^No Kompressor will die.

Lets go investigate!

YAY! Mutalid joins the party!

on a serious note....Investigate that explosion!

how about we dont walk into a loving burning building and go on holiday

You decide to go on a holiday, but you realize that v20 is mostly and Port never told you how to get back to v21.

Lets go investigate!
YAY! Mutalid joins the party!

on a serious note....Investigate that explosion!

You rush to the source of the gunfire and explosions to see buildings on fire and with holes torn into them. A few dozen Landscaper Outcasts lie on the floor dead, along with the corpses of half a dozen aliens. Multiple destroyed tanks and jeeps can be seen along with the wreck of a helicopter. Two thoughts strike you. You can't let all this loot go to waste, and the Outcasts have discovered a way to get back into v20 too.

Loot Acquired: Toast x3, Incendiary Rounds x2, Stun Rounds x10, Flamethrower Fuel x1, Shotgun Shells x1, Rockets x2, High Explosive Ammo x4, Bullets x6, $300, Boombox

As you finish looting the bodies, a UFO soars overhead before the sound of a cannon firing rings out! A magnificent white projectile streaks through the sky before making contact with the UFO's hull and exploding, knocking it out of the sky! The UFO spins out of control and lands in the ocean as gunfire and explosions continue to rage on all around you!

Area Effect: Warzone(Landscaper Outcasts and Aliens in conflict)


XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP, 15/15 MENT. Small Guns Skill: 7.09/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 13/13 HP, 13/13 STAM, 13/13 MENT, 3/3 Jet Fuel, and a Crippled Left Leg.
The Mutalid (15/20 HP) armed with Claws
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)
4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x
5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
[Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x
[Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9
[Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x
[Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots
[Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts
[Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x
[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
[Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
[Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit)
[Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
[Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
[Music]Guitar
[Music]Keytar
[Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x
[Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6
[Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x
[Throwing]Molotov roostertail
[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$566
(4)Gas Mask
(5)BoomBox
AMMO:
Bullets x11
Lasers x11
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x3
Shotgun Shells x9
Flamethrower Fuel x5
Rockets x10
Toast x5
High Explosive ammo x6
Incendiary Rounds x3
Stun Rounds x14
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.65/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.20/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.07/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 0.18/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.30/30.00
Deflector: 0.10/30.00
Shotguns: 0.10/30.00
Flamethrowers: 0.00/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually)COOLDOWN-18
Radiation Posioning(-3 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2015, 05:52:25 PM by tber123 »

this battle doesn't involve your clique, go to the beach and get loving drunk

this battle doesn't involve your clique, go to the beach and get loving drunk

You move to the beach right outside the town and realize you don't have any vodka. Where will we get the vodka?

Area Effect: Warzone(Landscaper Outcasts and Aliens in conflict)


XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP, 15/15 MENT. Small Guns Skill: 7.09/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 13/13 HP, 13/13 STAM, 13/13 MENT, 3/3 Jet Fuel, and a Crippled Left Leg.
The Mutalid (15/20 HP) armed with Claws
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)
4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x
5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
[Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x
[Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9
[Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x
[Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots
[Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts
[Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x
[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
[Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
[Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit)
[Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
[Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
[Music]Guitar
[Music]Keytar
[Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x
[Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6
[Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x
[Throwing]Molotov roostertail
[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$566
(4)Gas Mask
(5)BoomBox
AMMO:
Bullets x11
Lasers x11
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x3
Shotgun Shells x9
Flamethrower Fuel x5
Rockets x10
Toast x5
High Explosive ammo x6
Incendiary Rounds x3
Stun Rounds x14
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.65/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.20/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.07/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 0.18/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.30/30.00
Deflector: 0.10/30.00
Shotguns: 0.10/30.00
Flamethrowers: 0.00/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually)COOLDOWN-17
Radiation Posioning(-3 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

Look for a giant mech to do Japanese Mech Wars in

make sand soup, sea water and sand with seaweed seasoning
use a coconut shell as a bowl

No updates until the afternoon(in Pacific Standard Time) because school and AP classes
No updates until either 8 PM or tomorrow morning, schoolwork kicking my ass
« Last Edit: August 24, 2015, 08:05:09 PM by tber123 »


I know that feel.

Found some free time to update now

Look for a giant mech to do Japanese Mech Wars in

You run around looking for a giant mech, but you fail to find any.

make sand soup, sea water and sand with seaweed seasoning
use a coconut shell as a bowl

You now have a bowl of.... Something.

Area Effect: Warzone(Landscaper Outcasts and Aliens in conflict)


XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP, 15/15 MENT. Small Guns Skill: 7.09/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 13/13 HP, 13/13 STAM, 13/13 MENT, 3/3 Jet Fuel, and a Crippled Left Leg.
The Mutalid (15/20 HP) armed with Claws
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)
4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x
5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
[Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x
[Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9
[Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x
[Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots
[Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts
[Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x
[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
[Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
[Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit)
[Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
[Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
[Music]Guitar
[Music]Keytar
[Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x
[Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6
[Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x
[Throwing]Molotov roostertail
[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$566
(4)Gas Mask
(5)BoomBox
AMMO:
Bullets x11
Lasers x11
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x3
Shotgun Shells x9
Flamethrower Fuel x5
Rockets x10
Toast x5
High Explosive ammo x6
Incendiary Rounds x3
Stun Rounds x14
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.65/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.20/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.07/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 0.18/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.30/30.00
Deflector: 0.10/30.00
Shotguns: 0.10/30.00
Flamethrowers: 0.00/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually)COOLDOWN-17
Radiation Posioning(-3 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

Have a beach party straight out of an '80s chick flick