Deadbot

[startacker]

Get some medical attention

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

Get some medical attention

Everyone forget up Fleshless because he's an starfish, but forgive Meme Frog because portals and extra dimensions are finicky.

Then seek medical attention for your eyes.

Right as Fleshless is about to continue stabbing you, everyone attacks him.
A fight ensues, he breaks lunar robot, and The Camel charges at him and knocks him out of the dropship.

Space Man starts repairing lunar robot, and you fix yourself up with the infinite medkit before you bleed out.

Now you're only slightly wounded.
You'll get better.

Again

You ask national socialist Wizard to bless 10-year old boy with a long and happy life.

"It's not a 'blessing', but i'll do that" he says, shortly before doing that.

The 10-year-old boy starts talking.
"Thanks, Swastika-Wizard-Person. My name is Brad"

Brad #1 looks at Brad #2
"My name is Brad, too." says Brad #1.

"Well, I'm a different Brad. Or the same Brad, from a different dimension. Which would still be a different Brad."

"Either way, I'm going to go over there now." says Brad #2, before going to the Space Salesman, buying some barbed wire and putting it on his baseball bat."

Become the oldest man alive, immune to death by old age.

you can't do that
sorry

become Riddler

You're nearly Adolf Riddler already, all you're missing is a mustache.
You grow one, and thus become Adolf Riddler.


Space Hitman approaches you, says "I've got jobs for you three. Brad, Brad, and Adolf Riddler." and hands you all a list of contracts.

Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
Adolf Riddler are slightly injured
Brad #1 is playing on his portable games system
Brad #2
Turkey
Meme Frog
Skeleton
The Camel
national socialist Wizard
Space Hitman is offering you a contract
Space Policeman is telling his fellow policemen about how illegal Fleshless is via radio
Space Man is repairing Lunar Robot
Space Salesman
Lunar Robot is broken


Objects
Pilot Room
Garage
Nuclear Launch Controls
Guitar
Armed 47_DR Explosive
Interdimensional Portal

Contracts
Murder everyone in a nightclub in Chicago, New America
Assassinate someone named Croh
Blow up the Safchi® orphanage
Kill Fleshless
Eliminate all of the people in the PenalTeach® school

[SWAT One]

Locate where Fleshless is floating around in space, then back up the dropship and ram it into him at a 1,400 mph.

[NotBomberguy]

Adolf Riddler are slightly injured

are slightly injured
OT
remove jew now that you are Riddler

[Space1255]

See if you can into space

[Refticus]

shoot brad and brad then yourself because you're literally Riddler

[Blockchip]

You shoot both Brads and then yourself, because you are literally Riddler, which is supposedly a valid reason to do those things.

Anyway, you die after shooting yourself.
Game Over
Literally Riddler...?

You locate Fleshless with the EasyStalk function of your advanced carrot.

You tell camel to ram the dropship into him.
He drives straight into Fleshless.

Since Fleshless is still alive and stuck on the front of the dropship, The Camel intentionally crashes the dropship into the SJW HQ on the moon, destroying the headquarters and killing fleshless.

The Camel wipes fleshless' corpse off the window and flies back into space.
You are paid 1000$ for killing Fleshless.

You then put on a spacesuit.
Space Man attaches you to the dropship, you exit the airlock, and you discover that you can indeed into space.

You re-enter the dropship and detach yourself, shortly before it lands at the ExpandDong® nightclub, full of jews to murder.

You and both Brads exit the dropship, which then flies off somewhere else.

You look around and see a 6-year old girl wearing a dress and a shirtless muscular man, both Jews that must be either eliminated or converted to national socialistsm.

NOTE: At any time, you can order from Store™ or call the dropship.

Inventory
12057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
Adolf Riddler are fine
Brad #1 is is fine
Brad #2 is fine
Young Female Bystander
Muscular Shirtless Man


Objects
ExpandDong® nightclub
Road
Several parked cars in a parking lot
Lamppost
Jew Propaganda Signpost

Contracts
Murder all jews in the ExpandDong® nightclub in Chicago, New America
Assassinate someone named Croh
Blow up the Safchi® orphanage
Kill Fleshless
Eliminate all of the jews in the PenalTeach® school

is is fine

[SWAT One]

Wait why are those two random people angry at us?

Anyways go to the Store™.

[Space1255]

Because they're Jews and we're Riddler.

OT: Stop being Riddler and get your army back.

[Blockchip]

Wait why are those two random people angry at us?

Anyways go to the Store™.

They're jews!

You take out your Store™ order catalog and radio, and read some of the things in the catalog.

Objects
Ammo Box: 1000$ 500$
Explosive Ammo: Ammo Box Upgrade: 40$
Umbilical-Suction:: 40$ 30$
Mop: 10$
Janitor:50$
Airstrike Beacon: 32$
Data Pad 10$
Soldier's Mission: Video Game30$
Jew Destroyer: Video Game 30$
Boost Soda: 11$
Energy Knight Soda: 11$
Turtle Potato Chips: 11$
Swastika Cap: 10$
Omni-Organ: 300$
Welding Laser: 50$
One-handed Raygun: 240$ 200$
Jukebox: 30$
Mustacher: 6$
Bulletproof Vest: 124$
Jetpack: 1000$
Compact Autogun: 100$
Autogun: 100$
Disposable C4: 125$
Sword: 15$
Laser sight: 10$
Silencer 30$
Quadruple Fedora: Double Fedora Upgrade: 40$
Advanced Goggles: 40$
Edgy Wig: 5$
Drugmaker: 10$
Drug Gun 120$
Elemental Pod-Launcher: 200$

Inventory
12051$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher

Because they're Jews and we're Riddler.

OT: Stop being Riddler and get your army back.

You buy the mustacher, which enables you to remove your mustache and not be Adolf Riddler.

[Space1255]

stuff out money and buy 1500 of everything.

[Blockchip]

stuff out money and buy 1500 of everything.

That's not a thing that you are capable of doing.

Objects
Ammo Box: 1000$ 500$
Explosive Ammo: Ammo Box Upgrade: 40$
Umbilical-Suction:: 40$ 30$
Mop: 10$
Janitor:50$
Airstrike Beacon: 32$
Data Pad 10$
Soldier's Mission: Video Game30$
Jew Destroyer: Video Game 30$
Boost Soda: 11$
Energy Knight Soda: 11$
Turtle Potato Chips: 11$
Swastika Cap: 10$
Omni-Organ: 300$
Welding Laser: 50$
One-handed Raygun: 240$ 200$
Jukebox: 30$
Mustacher: 6$
Bulletproof Vest: 124$
Jetpack: 1000$
Compact Autogun: 100$
Autogun: 100$
Disposable C4: 125$
Sword: 15$
Laser sight: 10$
Silencer 30$
Quadruple Fedora: Double Fedora Upgrade: 40$
Advanced Goggles: 40$
Edgy Wig: 5$
Drugmaker: 10$
Drug Gun 120$
Elemental Pod-Launcher: 200$

Inventory
12051$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher

[Zoltan]

buy that quadruple fedora
buy the sword and pretend its a katana even though it isnt, and charge at the muscular man with it with all of your power

[SWAT One]

Bulletproof Vests for everyone
And buy four autoguns.  Mount one on the nose of the dropship, two on the side doors, and one on the roof of the dropship as a ball cannon.  Put laser sights on each of these.
Aaaaaannd buy four elemental pod launchers and mount them to the sides of the dropship, facing forward.  Wire these into the ship with Data Pads.

[Space1255]

Upgrade the stuff out of your fedora
Max out your Fedora stats
Become the Fedora God