You buy the infinty fedora for 550$, a katana (a real katana, it is a katana), and everyone on your team (including yourself) buys a bulletproof vest each.
You then call in your dropship and, er
And buy four autoguns. Mount one on the nose of the dropship, two on the side doors, and one on the roof of the dropship as a ball cannon. Put laser sights on each of these.
Aaaaaannd buy four elemental pod launchers and mount them to the sides of the dropship, facing forward. Wire these into the ship with Data Pads.
do that, and continue to not know what a schleemie is, but somehow buy some for 1$
It all costs you 1930$.
A bag of 500$ falls from the sky, with the note "please buy an ammo box" on it.
You take the money, buy an ammo box, and equip it.
No longer do you* need to worry about different types of ammo or clips, all you need is an ammo box with above 0% charge!
*me
You then charge at the muscular man with all your power and stab him with your katana while both people named Brad murder the young female bystander.
The muscular man punches you back.
Inventory10121$
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher
PeopleAdolf Riddler are slightly injured
Brad #1 is is fine
Brad #2 is fine
Young Female Bystander is dead
Muscular Shirtless Man is slightly injured
ObjectsExpandDong® nightclub
Road
Several parked cars in a parking lot
Lamppost
Jew Propaganda Signpost
ContractsMurder all jews in the ExpandDong® nightclub in Chicago, New America
Assassinate someone named Croh
Blow up the Safchi® orphanage
Kill Fleshless
Eliminate all of the jews in the PenalTeach® school
Invade Urstar fish B.V.
Poll