The Deal [Hiatus]

[Blockchip]

I think we should be called John.

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

my name is not important

"Its not important." You tell the guard.

"SEARCH HIM. AGAIN." The Boss suddenly shouts at the top of his lungs, startling everyone.

I think we should be called John.

John McClass

The Guard whips out your wallet and takes a look at your ID. "John McClass."

The Boss finally finishes counting the money. "Yep. Exactly $4500 so far. Heres your package, now forget off." He whips out the package and shoves it into your arms. "Better not be seeing you again."

You turn around and walk to open the door when you hear the Boss gasp in surprise. He slams his fist on the table, his face boiling with rage.

"HOLD IT! $4501? AN EXTRA DOLLAR? I AIN'T FALLING FOR THAT TRICK AGAIN!" He tears the extra dollar bill apart, motions to his guards, and moves to the intercom on his desk before shouting "KILL HIM!" to the entire warehouse.

"B-Boss! Its just a Courier!" Personal Guard pleads. "Nobody would be dumb enough to try the exploding dollar again after you ripped apart the last Courier!"
"Y-YOU! I TRUSTED YOU!" The Boss shouts as he turns his oversized pistol to the Personal Guard's head. "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!"

The Boss fires the Hand Cannon .50 at Personal Guard, hitting the head and BLOWING IT APART!
Skull fragments and grey matter go flying as the massive BOOM of the Hand Cannon echoes in the room, deafening everyone! Blood splatters everywhere!
Personal Guard squirts blood out of his neck stump and collapses to the ground lifelessly.

"Why, God, WHY?" The last remaining Personal Guard reluctantly draws a 9mm Machine Pistol at you just as his boss levels the Hand Cannon at you!

• A)Attack Violently: ______________
• B)Attack Peacefully(Pacifist): ____________
• C)Negotiate/Smooth Talk: _____________
• D)Drop a last minute pickup line and hope it confounds him!
• E)Run away: __________
• F)Bribe him: _____________
• G)Other: ___________

Nearby People:
Personal Guard armed with Combat Knife, 9mm Machine Pistol, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor
The Boss armed with Hand Cannon .50, Purple Handcuffs, Pink Suit/Tie

Loot Available:
Taser, 6x35mm PDW, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)

ITEMS Mysterious Package Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 MOBSTERS ALARMED - LOOKING FOR SUSPICIOUS COURIER WEARING A PINSTRIPE SUIT Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Legodude77]

BRIBE HIM WITH THE EXTRA $500

[tber123]

BRIBE HIM WITH THE EXTRA $500

You pull your wallet out and slam $500 on the table! "Take the money and leave me alone!" You shout.
The Boss fires the Hand Cannon .50 at Protagonist and misses!
Personal Guard refuses to fire, but keeps his Machine Pistol levelled at you!


Nearby People:
Personal Guard armed with Combat Knife, 9mm Machine Pistol, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor
The Boss armed with Hand Cannon .50, Purple Handcuffs, Pink Suit/Tie

Loot Available:
Taser, 6x35mm PDW, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)

ITEMS Mysterious Package Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 MOBSTERS ALARMED - LOOKING FOR SUSPICIOUS COURIER WEARING A PINSTRIPE SUIT Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Space1255]

Netflix and chill with him.

[gebenuwell]

SUPER FAST CROUCH 360 SPIN TAKE OUT TRANQUILIZZER SUPER SLOW MO SHOOT AT NECK COMBAT ROLL TO THE LEFT

[Space1255]

Strip naked, jack off while screaming like a lunatic.

[tber123]

Strip naked, jack off while screaming like a lunatic.

The Boss shoots Protagonist in the throat with the Hand Cannon .50 TEARING IT INTO PIECES!
Protagonist's naked body spasms and pisses on the floor before gasping a last breath.

GAME OVER
Achievement gained: Darwin Award

Netflix and chill with him.

"Waitwaitwait! How about some Netflix?" You point to a nearby TV. The Boss responds by trying to shoot you at point blank range and missing while his bodyguard just stands there.

SUPER FAST CROUCH 360 SPIN TAKE OUT TRANQUILIZZER SUPER SLOW MO SHOOT AT NECK COMBAT ROLL TO THE LEFT

You quickly squat down, awkwardly spin in a circle, whip out the tranquilizer, and tranquilize the Boss in the throat before trying to do a combat roll and screwing it up! Nearby mobsters outside the office kick the door open and burst in!

Perhaps its not too late to talk your way out of this somehow?

Nearby People:
Personal Guard armed with Combat Knife, 9mm Machine Pistol, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Lever Action Shotgun, Fancy Suit
The Boss(Tranquilized)

Loot Available:
Hand Cannon .50, Purple Handcuffs, Pink Suit/Tie, Taser, 6x35mm PDW, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)

ITEMS Mysterious Package Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 MOBSTERS ALARMED - LOOKING FOR SUSPICIOUS COURIER WEARING A PINSTRIPE SUIT Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Refticus]

explain how he freaked out about one extra dolla, and he's not dead.

[Space1255]

"He freaked the forget out over an extra dollar.

[tber123]

"He freaked the forget out over an extra dollar.

explain how he freaked out about one extra dolla, and he's not dead.

"He freaked out over an extra dollar and had to be tranquilized! Don't blame me!" You tell the guards.
"You should have finished him off." A Mobster replies before walking up to the unconscious body of the Boss and shooting him several times in the throat, jaw, and forehead. "He was an starfish."
"So... Can I go now?" You reply.
"Yeah, sur---" Another Mobster replies before being rudely cut off.

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*
A screeching truck pulls up to the warehouse, followed by one after another! Rival Mobsters have surrounded the Mobster Warehouse! You hear a blaring voice on a megaphone:

"Surrender the Package and nobody gets harmed!"

You can't surrender the Package! Your employers need that, and failure will have dire consequences!

"Oh boy." Personal Guard says. "I'm counting slightly over a dozen of our rivals. Our numbers exceed that, but still..."

Quick FAQ
Q: So is the Protag a mobster too?
A: He's just a random Courier that's mostly unassociated with both of the Mobster groups, but now he's caught in the crossfire.

Nearby People in the Boss's Office:
Personal Guard armed with Combat Knife, 9mm Machine Pistol, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Lever Action Shotgun, Fancy Suit

People Outside the Warehouse:
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet LMG 7.62x54, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit

Loot Available:
Hand Cannon .50, Purple Handcuffs, Pink Suit/Tie, Taser, 6x35mm PDW, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)

ITEMS Mysterious Package Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 WAREHOUSE UNDER SIEGE BY RIVAL MOBSTERS! CURRENT PHASE: STANDOFF Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Zharthon]

yell "HEY HEY HEY, STOP SHOOTING I AM PAPA JOHNS."

[kanew2000]

boss was paranoid, right? ask personal guard if he had a special way out

[Space1255]

"ITS NOT DELIVERY, ITS DIGIORNO!!!" Take the package and run.

[tber123]

yell "HEY HEY HEY, STOP SHOOTING I AM PAPA JOHNS."

You shout that you are Papa John. The Rival Mobsters don't know who he is.

"ITS NOT DELIVERY, ITS DIGIORNO!!!" Take the package and run.

You shout something about digiorno before jumping out the window and making a run for it. The Rival Mobsters chase you down and turn you into swiss cheese.

DEAD - Reloading Autosave...

boss was paranoid, right? ask personal guard if he had a special way out

"The Boss had a private helicopter on the roof, but it's exposed to all the other Rival Mobsters and is too risky. There's also the back entrance and the tunnels in the basement... Which one are you going to use?"

Nearby People in the Boss's Office:
Personal Guard armed with Combat Knife, 9mm Machine Pistol, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Lever Action Shotgun, Fancy Suit

People Outside the Warehouse:
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet LMG 7.62x54, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit

Loot Available:
Hand Cannon .50, Purple Handcuffs, Pink Suit/Tie, Taser, 6x35mm PDW, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)

ITEMS Mysterious Package Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 WAREHOUSE UNDER SIEGE BY RIVAL MOBSTERS! CURRENT PHASE: STANDOFF Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]