The Deal [Hiatus]

[tber123]

Q: What is this?
SHORT adventure about the Protag committing a deal with some other group of people.

Q: What are the rules/things to know?
1) No divine or supernatural intervention allowed in most cases. No summoning Satan, no suddenly finding a suit of Power Armor and a nuclear bomb, and so on.
2) Not all suggestions can be taken for various reasons.
3) You can carry an infinite number of weapons/items, but concealing them will be a challenge.

Here you are, standing in front of a warehouse swarming with mobsters ready to make a deal with their boss. Your orders are to simply walk in, deliver the money, take a package, and leave WITHOUT screwing it up. Knowing your luck, however, you'll screw things up anyway. Or someone else will screw you. Or maybe even the universe will screw you.

You are standing near the warehouse entrance. Two mobsters armed with bolt action rifles and lever action shotguns guard the door. One of them calls out to you.

"Ey! You comin in? Our boss is expectin' ya. Take the stairs to the third and make a right."

Nearby People:
Mobster 1 armed with Bolt Action Rifle .30-06, Fancy Suit
Mobster 2 armed with Lever Action Shotgun, Fancy Suit

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Concealed in holster) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)

ITEMS Suitcase full of money Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

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[tber123]

ACHIEVEMENTS

Playstyle: Pacifist(ACHIEVED)
Complete this without killing anyone.

Playstyle: Kinky Assassin
Majority of kills are with handcuffs, whips, entrepreneur  Staffs, anything kinky.

Flash Mober
Massacre everyone.

Man Of Peace(ACHIEVED)
Tranquilize/KO most hostiles.

Playstyle: Creative
Its a little unorthodox, but who expects to be killed or knocked out by that? You sure know how to kill that way. Consistently kill/KO people in creative ways.

Playstyle: Smooth Talker(ACHIEVED)
Talk your way through most situations.

Darwin Award(ACHIEVED)
Accidentally commit Self Delete or do something stupid and get killed for it.

Sneaky Bastard
Take out a certain someone without being detected.

Master of Disguise: Part 1
Successfully get past a group of guards while in disguise.

Master of Disguise: Part 2
Successfully bluff a suspicious guard and narrowly avoid blowing your cover.

Familiar Faces(ACHIEVED: PERIGEE)
Run into a special someone from a previous thread of mine.

Playstyle: Sky forgetin' High
Kill the majority of your victims with explosions.

Just like TheAuzzieGamer
Spectacularly blow someone up.

Playstyle: Pyromaniac
Majority of kills are with fire.

Playstyle: BLOODLUST
Brutal murder is your style.

Playstyle: Pickup Artist
Drop a ton of pickup lines and seduce as many people as you can.

Master of Stealth: Part 1
Sneak past a group of hostile guards.

Master of Stealth: Part 2
Sneak away from a group of hostile guards already alerted to your presence.

Two Guns Are Better than One(ACHIEVED: PERIGEE)
Recruit your first Companion

High-Risk Bonding
Save a near-death companion

HAX!
Do something insane with the Developer Console.

Hidden Secrets
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Find a hidden character somewhere in the game. Doing so adds them as an ally

ACHIEVEMENTS:
Somehow... Someway
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Take out someone in the weirdest way possible (That's realistic and allowed for this)

Kept you waiting, huh?
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Do the longest route in the game.

Finish him!
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Take out someone in a brutal fashion.

Got an achievement to suggest?

[MTrRxx]

Enter the establishment, then go to the boss.

(decided to use touchpad buttons.)

[lord techno]

Hidden Secrets
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Find a hidden character somewhere in the game. Doing so adds them as an ally

[Copy Kirby]

ACHIEVEMENTS:
Somehow... Someway
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Take out someone in the weirdest way possible (That's realistic and allowed for this)

Kept you waiting, huh?
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Do the longest route in the game.

Finish him!
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Take out someone in a brutal fashion.

[Legodude77]

Realize that you forgot to put on pants.

[tber123]

Realize that you forgot to put on pants.

You realize you don't have pants on. The mobsters don't realize it, either. You quickly put on some pants to go along with your Pin-Striped Suit.

Enter the establishment, then go to the boss.

(decided to use touchpad buttons.)

The door guards open the entrance for you. "Cause no trouble tonight, you hear me?" A mobster says.

You walk into the warehouse and see:

1)Half a dozen mobsters patrolling the area. Some of them are on the catwalks above.
2)Two guys watching TV and chomping down on some fried chicken while having a conversation.
3)A homeless guy sipping a coffee cup.

There are two sets of stairs: One near you, and one at the end of the room. Both of them lead to the third floor. You also see some stairs leading to a basement of some sort.

"Spare change, sir?" The Homeless Guy asks you. Meanwhile, the two mobsters watching TV begin shouting.

"GOOOOOAL!"
"Thats some major BS right there! Why didn't the referee do anything?"
"You owe me $20 now, buddy! Another bet won by Sonny!"

Nearby People:
Patrolling Mobster armed with 9mm Pistol, Fancy Suit
Patrolling Mobster armed with .45 Pistol, Fancy Suit
Patrolling Mobster armed with Semiauto Rifle, Fancy Suit
Patrolling Mobster armed with Sawn-Off Double Barrel, Fancy Suit
Patrolling Mobster armed with Lead Pipe, Fancy Suit
Patrolling Mobster armed with 9mm Machine Pistol, Fancy Suit
Distracted Mobster armed with Fried Chicken, Fancy Suit
Distracted Mobster armed with Fried Chicken, Fancy Suit
Random Hobo is begging for spare change.

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Concealed in holster) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)

ITEMS Suitcase full of money Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Legodude77]

Tip fedora bowler hat to the mobsters you pass by.

[tber123]

Tip fedora bowler hat to the mobsters you pass by.

You tip your hat to the nearest Mobster as you pass by him.

"Uh... Thanks?" The Mobster replies. You decide to take the nearest staircase you can find, and see yourself on the second floor. You continue walking to the third floor and see the Boss's office, door closed.

Two Mobsters blocking the Boss's office approach you. "Gotta check you first. Any funny crap and we'll blow you away right here. Couriers aren't supposed to be packin' heat anyways, but you can't get too careless now." The first one says.

"The Boss is... Really paranoid. He's survived a few dozen assassination attempts on him. Try not to piss him off." The second guard replies.

They'll find the Tranquilizer Pistol in your holster if they pat you down!

Nearby People:
Office Guard armed with .357 Revolver, Fancy Suit
Office Guard armed with .45 Pistol

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Concealed in holster) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)

ITEMS Suitcase full of money Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[lord techno]

Kneel down to pick up something you dropped, then quickly shuffle your tranq gun to your junk, they will not check you there.

If they check you there, call them out.

[Legodude77]

Quickly eat the ammo for the pistol.

[tber123]

Kneel down to pick up something you dropped, then quickly shuffle your tranq gun to your junk, they will not check you there.

If they check you there, call them out.

Using your sleight of hand, you quickly shove your tranq gun into your boxers!

Quickly eat the ammo for the pistol.

You consider eating the ammo for your pistol, but you realize you'll probably get sick from it. You shove the ammo into your junk instead.

Office Guard performs a search for weapons on Protagonist! Office Guard fails to find any weapons!

"Go on in. Remember not to piss off the paranoid forgeter inside." The second Guard says.

You open the door to the Boss's Office to find a large, imposing man with a impressive beard and mustache smoking an oversized cigar. Two more guards are in the room accompanying him.

"Took you long enough, kid! SLOWLY hand over the suitcase and kneel." The Boss says before he has his personal guards pat you down again. When the guards fail to find anything, the Boss resumes talking.

"$4500 in that suitcase, yes? Better be exactly that amount." The Boss swipes the suitcase from your hands, draws a Hand Cannon, and aims it at you. "Better not try anything." He takes a look at the money while keeping his weapon leveled at you.

"This is going to take a while to count... What's your name, sonny?" One of the Boss's guards ask you.

Nearby People:
Personal Guard armed with Combat Knife, 9mm Machine Pistol, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor
Personal Guard armed with Taser, 6x35mm PDW, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor
The Boss armed with Hand Cannon .50, Purple Handcuffs, Pink Suit/Tie

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Concealed in groin) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)

ITEMS Suitcase full of money Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[gebenuwell]

johhny.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

John McClass

[Refticus]

my name is not important