The Deal [Hiatus]

[Zharthon]

tunnels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

pick up the purple handcuffs and use them for procrastination

[Space1255]

Challenge them to a game of Monopoly

[gebenuwell]

go to the tunnel and make suggestive noises while in it

[Cybertails1998]

Crash the chopper into a nearby building

[tber123]

Challenge them to a game of Monopoly

You grab a Monopoly board and throw it out the window, challenging the Rivals to a gentleman's game.

"RELEASE. THE. PACKAGE." A Rival Mobster on a megaphone shouts as his buddies light the Monopoly board on fire.

pick up the purple handcuffs and use them for procrastination

You accidentally cut your groin on the handcuffs somehow. Ow.

tunnels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

go to the tunnel and make suggestive noises while in it

Crash the chopper into a nearby building

You move into the tunnels and imitate some lovey noises before rushing to the rooftop. The Boss's Helicopter is right there. The terrified Pilot inside tells you to go away before the red of a laser dot flashes on his forehead!

"OUR PATIENCE GROWS THIN. DO NOT TRY TO ESCAPE. SURRENDER THE PACKAGE." The Megaphone voice blares. If you give up the Package, the consequences will be dire and you'll be fired. Possibly mafia-style with cement shoes, or literally fired out of a cannon.

You look down at the streets below you and see a crowd of confused bystanders gathering. The bystanders are keeping their distance from the warehouse, and some of them are recording the incident on their phones.

Nearby People on the Rooftops:
The Boss's Pilot

People in the Boss's Office:
Personal Guard armed with Combat Knife, 9mm Machine Pistol, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Lever Action Shotgun, Fancy Suit

People Inside the Warehouse:
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Double Barrel Shotgun, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with .357 Revolver, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with "Old Reliable" .30-06 Rifle, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with "Old Reliable" .30-06 Rifle, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Traitor Joe Special .44 Revolver, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Japanese Rifle 6.5x50mmSR, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with All-American LMG 5.56, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Luigi's Custom 5.56 Assault Rifle, Fancy Suit

People Outside the Warehouse:
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet LMG 7.62x54, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit
A stuffton of confused bystanders(30 Left)

Loot Available:
Hand Cannon .50, Pink Suit/Tie, 6x35mm PDW, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)

ITEMS Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 WAREHOUSE UNDER SIEGE BY RIVAL MOBSTERS! CURRENT PHASE: TENSION(Things are heating up) Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Space1255]

Spray and waste your ammo on th canon fodder

[tber123]

Spray and waste your ammo on th canon fodder

You barely have any ammo, and you don't even have any full-auto weapons. Theres also a ton of stuff to loot that is calling to be... Well, looted.

[Refticus]

shove package up your star fish

[tber123]

shove package up your star fish

You consider hiding the package in your ass, but realize theres no way in hell that thing can fit in there. Meanwhile, the Rival Mobsters on the streets below are still aiming their weapons at you and the Helicopter Pilot.

Nearby People on the Rooftops:
The Boss's Pilot

People in the Boss's Office:
Personal Guard armed with Combat Knife, 9mm Machine Pistol, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Lever Action Shotgun, Fancy Suit

People Inside the Warehouse:
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Double Barrel Shotgun, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with .357 Revolver, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with "Old Reliable" .30-06 Rifle, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with "Old Reliable" .30-06 Rifle, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Traitor Joe Special .44 Revolver, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Japanese Rifle 6.5x50mmSR, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with All-American LMG 5.56, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Luigi's Custom 5.56 Assault Rifle, Fancy Suit

People Outside the Warehouse:
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet LMG 7.62x54, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit
A stuffton of confused bystanders(30 Left)

Loot Available:
Hand Cannon .50, Pink Suit/Tie, 6x35mm PDW, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)

ITEMS Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 WAREHOUSE UNDER SIEGE BY RIVAL MOBSTERS! CURRENT PHASE: TENSION(Things are heating up) Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Space1255]

They're after the package, right? Swap it out for a decoy and hand e decoy to them.

[tber123]

They're after the package, right? Swap it out for a decoy and hand e decoy to them.

You turn your back to the Mobsters and ask the pilot for an empty package. He discreetly throws it out the side of the chopper and you pretend to pick up the package you dropped. You toss the package off the roof and into the hands of the Rival Mobsters. They immediately move to inspect the package.

"Hey, this feels a little light..." A Rival Mobster replies on the street below. "Someone open up that package. Now."

You still have time to act before they realize the diversion.

Nearby People on the Rooftops:
The Boss's Pilot

People in the Boss's Office:
Personal Guard armed with Combat Knife, 9mm Machine Pistol, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Lever Action Shotgun, Fancy Suit

People Inside the Warehouse:
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Double Barrel Shotgun, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with .357 Revolver, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with "Old Reliable" .30-06 Rifle, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with "Old Reliable" .30-06 Rifle, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Traitor Joe Special .44 Revolver, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Japanese Rifle 6.5x50mmSR, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with All-American LMG 5.56, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Luigi's Custom 5.56 Assault Rifle, Fancy Suit

People Outside the Warehouse:
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet LMG 7.62x54, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit
A stuffton of confused bystanders(30 Left)

Loot Available:
Hand Cannon .50, Pink Suit/Tie, 6x35mm PDW, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)

ITEMS Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 WAREHOUSE UNDER SIEGE BY RIVAL MOBSTERS! CURRENT PHASE: CAUTION Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Space1255]

"WRONG PACKAGE"
Ask him for another fake and put a rock in it.

[MTrRxx]

Go snag the .50 Hand Cannon, and a PDW.

Ask a mobster is you could get a Lever action shotgun, and a Lever action rifle.

Then do your best to kill from cover using the lever rifle.

[tber123]

"WRONG PACKAGE"
Ask him for another fake and put a rock in it.

"Wait a minute! Wrong package!" You quickly move to the Pilot and ask him for a rock and another package before tossing it down, striking a Mobster in the head and stunning him.

"OPEN FIRE!" The Rival Mobster yells on the megaphone.
Rival Mobster fires the Sniper Cannon at Protagonist and misses!
Rival Mobster fires the Belgian Rifle at Mobster, hitting the left leg three times BLOWING IT OFF!
Mobster returns fire with the All-American LMG, striking 3 Rival Mobsters!

A massive firefight rages on. Nearby bystanders scatter from the area as bullets fly left and right.

Personal Guard takes a bullet to the torso, but his armor saves him!
Mobster takes a Sniper Cannon round to the torso and cries silently before dying.
Rival Mobster fires the Soviet Rifle at Protagonist, striking the right arm twice!
Protagonist begins hyperventilating and groans in agony.
Rival Mobster fires the Semi-Rifle at Protagonist, striking the torso!
Rival Mobster fires the Belgian Rifle at Protagonist and misses!

Go snag the .50 Hand Cannon, and a PDW.

Ask a mobster is you could get a Lever action shotgun, and a Lever action rifle.

Then do your best to kill from cover using the lever rifle.

You loot the Hand Cannon and PDW before yelling to a mobster below(You are on the roof, the Mobsters in the office are on the third floor) to toss a lever action. He tosses you a Lever Action Rifle before a Sniper Cannon round blows his torso into pieces. You dive behind a huge box-ish thing for air ventilation on a roof and pop off a shot from the Lever Action, barely missing a mobster and exploding a unfortunate bystander's head.

Playstyle Voided: Pacifist Run(Don't kill anyone)
Achievement Voided: Man Of Peace(Peacefully knock out all hostiles)

The Rival Mobsters begin targeting YOU specifically, and you narrowly avoid having your head blown off by a Sniper Cannon. Half of the Rivals focus on you while the other half focus on the Mobsters. The Pilot nearby begins to look around in terror before deciding that he's out of here! His chopper is starting to rise!

Nearby People on the Rooftops:
The Boss's Pilot(FLEEING- 2 Posts Left)

People in the Boss's Office:
Personal Guard armed with Combat Knife, 9mm Machine Pistol, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster(OVERKILLED) armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster(DEAD) armed with Lever Action Shotgun, Fancy Suit

People Inside the Warehouse:
Mobster(NearDeath, Bleeding, Leg Blown Off) armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Double Barrel Shotgun, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with .357 Revolver, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with "Old Reliable" .30-06 Rifle, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with "Old Reliable" .30-06 Rifle, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Traitor Joe Special .44 Revolver, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Japanese Rifle 6.5x50mmSR, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with All-American LMG 5.56, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Luigi's Custom 5.56 Assault Rifle, Fancy Suit

People Outside the Warehouse:
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster(LightlyWounded) armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster(BadlyWounded) armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster(MajorlyWounded) armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster(KO) armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet LMG 7.62x54, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit
A stuffton of confused bystanders(21 Left)

Loot Available:
 Pink Suit/Tie, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor

WEAPONS Lever Action Rifle .44 Henry 7/8 Hand Cannon .50 8/8 (Massive recoil) 6x35mm PDW 30/30 (Spray and pray.) Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)

ITEMS Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone BLOODSTAINED, DAMAGED Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 .50: 6 6x35mm: 20 .44 Henry: 4 WAREHOUSE UNDER SIEGE BY RIVAL MOBSTERS! CURRENT PHASE: ASSAULT Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [llllll----] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: SHOT, BLEEDING [lllll-----] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]