The Deal [Hiatus]

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Do HIGH ROLLERS (Pass or Fail or Blockade Blasters)-ish thread now or later (Option 1 wins. This thread is now on hold.)

Put this current thread on hold and just do it.
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Finish this thread first and keep your track record of actually finishing your stuff most of the time
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Space1255

October 20, 2015, 08:51:42 PM
Try to get up and start running. Your wrists are broken, it'll take weeks for them to heal up. Sprint to the nearest police station while hiding the artifact.

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tber123

October 20, 2015, 08:55:53 PM
Quote from: Space1255 on October 20, 2015, 08:51:42 PM
Try to get up and start running. Your wrists are broken, it'll take weeks for them to heal up. Sprint to the nearest police station while hiding the artifact.

You abandon the Police Car and start sprinting for the nearest police station. The Ice Cream Trucks quickly catch up with you and ram you, sending you flying into a nearby hospital. Upon landing you awkwardly land on your wrist and manage to somewhat snap it into place.

You see the Hospital stairs behind you, and a ton of confused bystanders. Including a nearby doctor.

Ice Cream Truck 2(Damaged)
Fedora Driver armed with .45 Pistol
Some Passenger armed with Auto Shotgun

Ice Cream Truck 3(Damaged)
Driver With Shades armed with .50 Penetrator Rifle
Some Passenger armed with 7.62 Communist Special

Ice Cream Truck 4 armed with Mounted Rifle x2
Driver in a Tuxedo armed with Ventilator Rifle 5.56
Passenger 4(NearDEATH, LostArm) armed with .38 Revolver

WEAPONS
BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 Henry 4/8
Hand Cannon .50 5/8 (Massive recoil)
6x35mm PDW 19/30 (Spray and pray.)
Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck)
Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)
Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
ITEMS
Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM)
Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin')
Smartphone
Pink Suit/Tie
Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops most pistol/SMG rounds and shotgun pellets) EQUIPPED
Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)
Purple Handcuffs
Roll of Tape
RESERVE AMMO
Tranq Dart: 5
Taser Ammo: 3
.50: 6
6x35mm: 20
.44 Henry: 4
Current Vehicle: Police Car
Overall Health: WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---]
Head: MIND forgetED [??????????] Torso: BRUISED [llllll----]
Left Arm: BROKEN WRISTS [llllllllll- Right Arm: SOMEWHAT FINE [lllllllll-]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

Space1255

October 20, 2015, 09:01:22 PM
Cough up blood. "Call the cops, and my wrists are injured!" Draw out hand cannon and pray your shoulder doesn't shatter while firing at the trucks. Also where the forget did Not Svenson go

tber123

October 20, 2015, 10:09:29 PM
Quote from: Space1255 on October 20, 2015, 09:01:22 PM
Cough up blood. "Call the cops, and my wrists are injured!" Draw out hand cannon and pray your shoulder doesn't shatter while firing at the trucks. Also where the forget did Not Svenson go

(Not Svenson is Passenger #4, the guy with only one arm left)

You yell for someone to call the cops while a doctor tends to your wrists. After healing what he can, the doctor promptly hauls ass while you whip out the Hand Cannon and go to town on the Truck Drivers.

Tuxedo Driver takes a bullet to the throat! He clutches at the wound, gurgling loudly, and slowly dies.
Passenger 4's right arm is blown off!

Your Pursuers let loose a hail of wild gunfire, killing dozens of people in the crossfire!

John McClass whips out the PDW and fires a quick 2-round burst into Fedora Driver!
Passenger #2 exits the Ice Cream Truck and realizes his Auto Shotgun is jammed!
Driver w/ Shades leans out of the Ice Cream Truck and steadies the Penetrator Rifle, potentially spelling your doom!
Passenger #3 provides suppressive fire with his Communist Special, forcing you to get to cover!
Passenger 4 screams in pain as the blood flows from his arm stumps!

Nearby civilians start to flee from the area. You hear sirens in the distance.

Ice Cream Truck 2(Damaged)
Fedora Driver(Near Death) armed with .45 Pistol
Passenger 2 armed with Auto Shotgun(JAMMED - 1 TURN LEFT)

Ice Cream Truck 3(Damaged)
Driver With Shades armed with .50 Penetrator Rifle(TAKING AIM AND FIRING)
Passenger 3 armed with 7.62 Communist Special(SUPPRESSIVE FIRE)

Ice Cream Truck 4 armed with Mounted Rifle x2
Driver in a Tuxedo armed with Ventilator Rifle 5.56
Passenger 4(DYING, NoArms) armed with .38 Revolver

WEAPONS
BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 Henry 4/8
Hand Cannon .50 3/8 (Massive recoil)
6x35mm PDW 17/30 (Spray and pray.)
Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck)
Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)
Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
ITEMS
Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM)
Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin')
Smartphone
Pink Suit/Tie
Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops most pistol/SMG rounds and shotgun pellets) EQUIPPED
Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)
Purple Handcuffs
Roll of Tape
RESERVE AMMO
Tranq Dart: 5
Taser Ammo: 3
.50: 6
6x35mm: 20
.44 Henry: 4
Overall Health: WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---]
Head: MIND forgetED [??????????] Torso: BRUISED [llllll----]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

NotBomberguy

October 20, 2015, 10:35:34 PM
Turn the area into a super smash bros brawl arena (preferably final destination)
whip their asses

tber123

October 20, 2015, 10:55:28 PM
Quote from: NotBomberguy on October 20, 2015, 10:35:34 PM
Turn the area into a super smash bros brawl arena (preferably final destination)
whip their asses

Protagonist John McClass currently does not possess the power to warp reality or any other magic, so good luck with that. He does have a roll of tape and some purple handcuffs, though.

Space1255

October 21, 2015, 05:51:01 AM
Close enough. Tape a battle arena of Final destination and put the handcuffs in the center.
Jk,
Pray those are SWAT/police sirens.

tber123

October 21, 2015, 08:25:58 PM
Quote from: Space1255 on October 21, 2015, 05:51:01 AM
Close enough. Tape a battle arena of Final destination and put the handcuffs in the center.
Jk,
Pray those are SWAT/police sirens.

The source of the sirens gets closer, and screeching vans full of SWAT Officers pull up to the Hospital. The guys in Ice Cream Trucks instantly flee the scene pursued by reinforcements while the SWAT Officers move in to arrest you.

"Hold it right there! Drop all weapons and immediately surrender yourself, sir!"

Nearby SWAT Officers: 24
The entire SWAT team is wearing armor that protects from most rifle/pistol/smg/shotgun/etc rounds. The Hand Cannon can reliably punch through, but fighting is Self Delete so...

WEAPONS
BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 Henry 4/8
Hand Cannon .50 3/8 (Massive recoil)
6x35mm PDW 17/30 (Spray and pray.)
Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck)
Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)
Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
ITEMS
Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM)
Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin')
Smartphone
Pink Suit/Tie
Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops most pistol/SMG rounds and shotgun pellets) EQUIPPED
Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)
Purple Handcuffs
Roll of Tape
RESERVE AMMO
Tranq Dart: 5
Taser Ammo: 3
.50: 6
6x35mm: 20
.44 Henry: 4
BEING ARRESTED!
Overall Health: WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---]
Head: MIND forgetED [??????????] Torso: BRUISED [llllll----]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
« Last Edit: October 21, 2015, 08:33:05 PM by tber123 »

NotBomberguy

October 21, 2015, 08:53:22 PM
Tell them your innocent and those icecream trucks that fled were chasing him down

Space1255

October 21, 2015, 08:55:24 PM
"You people are loving incompetent. Look at the EIGHT loving PEOPLE that were chasing me in trucks. I was just delivering this package to a friend of mine."

Cybertails1998

October 22, 2015, 07:39:19 AM
flash your piece of paper at them again

tber123

October 22, 2015, 08:41:59 AM
Quote from: NotBomberguy on October 21, 2015, 08:53:22 PM
Tell them your innocent and those icecream trucks that fled were chasing him down
Quote from: Space1255 on October 21, 2015, 08:55:24 PM
"You people are loving incompetent. Look at the EIGHT loving PEOPLE that were chasing me in trucks. I was just delivering this package to a friend of mine."

You protest your innocence, but the SWAT Officers inform you that handcuffing everyone at a crime scene to sort them out later is standard procedure. Already, you can see the Officers handcuffing a few bystanders. You look to the side and see the ice cream trucks in the distance being chased by half a dozen SWAT Vans.

Quote from: Cybertails1998 on October 22, 2015, 07:39:19 AM
flash your piece of paper at them again

A brilliant idea strikes you. You flash the piece of paper again at the SWAT Officers, forcing them to stand down. You then spend a few hours at the hospital getting healed. While lying on the hospital bed, a man in a green Security Guard uniform walks up to you, scribbles something on a note, hands you a violin case, and quickly flees the area.

The note reads:

Quote from: The Note
Do not go to your employer's workplace. Change of plans. Drop off the package at the Soviet History Museum and get the hell out of there.

The Soviet History Museum recently opened this month, and is accessible on foot from the Hospital. A car(or taxi ride) would probably be safer, however.

WEAPONS
BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 Henry 4/8
Hand Cannon .50 3/8 (Massive recoil)
6x35mm PDW 17/30 (Spray and pray.)
Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck)
Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)
Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
ITEMS
Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this)
Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM)
Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin')
Smartphone
Pink Suit/Tie
Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops most pistol/SMG rounds and shotgun pellets) EQUIPPED
Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)
Purple Handcuffs
Roll of Tape
RESERVE AMMO
Tranq Dart: 5
Taser Ammo: 3
.50: 6
6x35mm: 20
.44 Henry: 4
Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

Space1255

October 22, 2015, 08:43:49 AM
Call Über and ride there.

Zharthon

October 22, 2015, 09:36:18 AM
become stone cold steve austin and shatter the windows of a car, saying "opening a can of whoop ass" while doing it

drive to the soviet history museum and bring your car straight through the front door like a redneck s.o.b

Refticus

October 22, 2015, 05:33:20 PM
use the jet engine augmentation in your ass to fly there
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