Stop blaming the Turks, man.
OT: "I STOPPED DIPstuff, WHY ARE YOU POPPING MY TIRES?" Once they reply, "COME TO ME AND ILL TALK." Hold a Melee weapon for obvious reasons.
"I STOPPED, DIPstuff! WHY ARE YOU POPPING MY TIRES!" You scream.
"COME TO ME AND I'LL TALK!" The Green driver shouts.
"NO! KILL HIM!" Brown Driver shouts.
BROWN Driver sprays the MetaRifle at Green Driver, striking the left leg three times!
GREEN Driver fires the Sawn-Off Rifle at Brown Driver, striking the torso!
Brown Driver fires a long burst from the MetaRifle, emptying the entire magazine and striking Green Driver in the torso 12 times!
Green Driver continues fighting and fires a rapid three rounds center-of-mass into Brown Driver!
Brown Driver is out of ammo! He swings at Green Driver with the MetaRifle, clubbing him in the skull!
Green Driver runs out of ammo and swings the Sawn-Off Rifle at Brown Driver, striking the groin!
The two Drivers after you continue to engage in brutal close combat! One of them must know the answers...
GREEN Police Car Driver (BadlyWounded) armed with Sawn-Off Rifle 7.92 x 57mm Mauser(NOAMMO), Green Security Guard Uniform
BROWN Police Car Driver(BadlyWounded) armed with MetaRifle 6.8x43mm SPC(NOAMMO), Brown Suit & Tie
WEAPONS Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep) Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing) entrepreneur Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson) Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2 Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality) BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 2/8 (Weapon of choice.) Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.) Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.) Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.) Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.) Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill) Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs) Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)
| ITEMS Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll] Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----] Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs Roll of Tape Scribbled piece of paper
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EXTRA AMMO Shotgun Shell: 1 .44: 4 Tranq Dart: 4 Taser Cartridge: 3 Taser Shell: 6 Pepper Spray: 14 Pepperball: 10
Weather:PITCH-BLACK FOG - MASSIVE VISIBILITY REDUCTION Vehicle: Nissan GTR 34 w/ White Stripes (2 TIREs POPPED) Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Level of HAX Corruption: [You're screwed] H͖͍͎̣͎̗̬ͧͪ́Â̴͉̩̝̄̒̌̏ͧḈ̸͕̠͔͈̽̈͢K̸̠͔̦̳̠̮͗ͬ̎ͭ̚Ḭ̶̫ͣ͌͋̾N̲̉ͫ͢͠G͖̜̘̐̇ͯ̎͊̓͌͗̎̀ ̣̫̘̻̈ͯ̈́͋ ̾ |