The Deal [Hiatus]

[Space1255]

forget this god damn stuff. Dig into his loving pockets, there HAS to be a yellow pill in there. If there isn't, the only way to get out of this alive without playing loving Russian Roulette is by taking both.

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

yell NOPE NOT TODAY I AAAINT HAVINTHATstuff and reload back to mission start

then hijack a taxi normally

[tber123]

get file from internet thats called:

hax_distortion_preventer.scri pt/The_deal_trainer.zip
and
anti_hax_corruption.script

ERROR: FILE BLOCKED

edit:
roll a dice.
1-2 = red 2-4 \/ 4-6 = blue

Dice Roll on Random.Org: 3. Red it is!
OR RATHER RESTART THE WHOLE GAME.
Its not over yet!

red

red wonz go fasta

You consider taking a red pill....

forget this god damn stuff. Dig into his loving pockets, there HAS to be a yellow pill in there. If there isn't, the only way to get out of this alive without playing loving Russian Roulette is by taking both.

...When you decide to dig into the dead Green Driver's pocket, frantically searching for an alternate pill! You fail to find any, and take both of the pills in a panic.

*GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN*

The world begins to shake faster and faster. A giant hole in reality itself begins opening up, consuming everything in its path. forget this!

yell NOPE NOT TODAY I AAAINT HAVINTHATstuff and reload back to mission start

then hijack a taxi normally

"I AINT HAVIN THATstuff!" You reload a save file back to the mission start....

....AND THE HOLE IS STILL EATING AWAY AT REALITY.

Another note falls from the sky:

You're forgeted. Enjoy the ride! I'll stop toying with you once this is all over. I promise.

Why, God, WHY?

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep) Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing) entrepreneur  Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson) Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2 Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality) BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 1/8 (Weapon of choice.) Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.) Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.) Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.) Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.) Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill) Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs) Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)

ITEMS Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll] Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----] Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs Roll of Tape Scribbled piece of paper

EXTRA AMMO Shotgun Shell: 1 .44: 4 Tranq Dart: 4 Taser Cartridge: 3 Taser Shell: 6 Pepper Spray: 14 Pepperball: 10 REALITY ITSELF IS BEING ERODED! MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE![/s] Vehicle: Striped Taxi Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Level of HAX Corruption: ERROR

[Space1255]

Surf the reality warp, it'll look awesome if you pull it off.

[Refticus]

become determined

[bigcapitalbaka]

become the One

[tber123]

become determined

become the One

Determination flows through you! You'll become The One.... Wait, the one what? One and only? You decide its better to be the One and Only.

Surf the reality warp, it'll look awesome if you pull it off.

THIS kind of surfing, you mean?

The hole in reality speeds closer! You slam the gas pedal on the Taxi moments before it collides with, and witness the light in the world being sucked into the hole, leaving you alone with the Reality Warp silently tearing through the universe!

You then flick the headlights on, giving you barely enough visibility to see what's ahead. You drive as fast as you can, barely outrunning the ever-growing hole. Suddenly, the shape of a massive Oil Rig is caught in the headlights while you're speeding at around 70-80 MPH. You can't exactly tell since the speedometer doesn't light up at night in this car.

-Speed AROUND it! (Pray to the RNG Gods for Safety)
-Slam the brakes and avoid crashing! (Safe)
-Other: ____________________

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep) Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing) entrepreneur  Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson) Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2 Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality) BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 1/8 (Weapon of choice.) Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.) Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.) Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.) Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.) Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill) Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs) Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)

ITEMS Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll] Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----] Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs Roll of Tape Scribbled piece of paper

EXTRA AMMO Shotgun Shell: 1 .44: 4 Tranq Dart: 4 Taser Cartridge: 3 Taser Shell: 6 Pepper Spray: 14 Pepperball: 10 REALITY ITSELF IS BEING ERODED! MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE! DARKNESS! ZERO VISIBILITY! Vehicle: Striped Taxi Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Level of HAX Corruption: REALITY ITSELF IS DYING

[BreadFish]

Speed UP and hope something destroys it before you hit

[tber123]

Speed UP and hope something destroys it before you hit

You go even faster, barreling directly into the Oil Rig and smashing into it. The Taxi explodes, brilliantly illuminating the darkness and sending you flying into a telephone pole. As your broken, burnt body lies on the floor and the flames begin raging, you see the hole in reality inching closer and closer.

This is the end.... Or is it?

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep) Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing) entrepreneur  Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson) Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2 Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality) BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 1/8 (Weapon of choice.) Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.) Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.) Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.) Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.) Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill) Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs) Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)

ITEMS Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll] Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----] Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs Roll of Tape Scribbled piece of paper

EXTRA AMMO Shotgun Shell: 1 .44: 4 Tranq Dart: 4 Taser Cartridge: 3 Taser Shell: 6 Pepper Spray: 14 Pepperball: 10 REALITY ITSELF IS BEING ERODED! MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE! DARKNESS! ZERO VISIBILITY! Vehicle: Striped Taxi Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---] Head: BURNED, BRUISED [lllll-----] Torso: BURNED, BRUISED, CUT [lll-------] Left Arm: CUT, BLEEDING [lllllll---] Right Arm: BRUISED [llllllll--] Left Leg: BURNED, SCRAPED [llll------] Right Leg: SCRAPED [llllll----]

[BreadFish]

JUMP INTO THE HOLE

[Cybertails1998]

OPPRESS THE BLACK HOLE WITH YOUR BATON

[Nicepoint]

Become one with the void and break the 4th wall

[Space1255]

Become a tree.

[Legodude77]

JUMP INTO THE HOLE

[tber123]

Update when I get home
Prepare to meet a special someone in the update