The Deal [Hiatus]

[MTrRxx]

Explain that it was an act of self defense, then take out the tazer and taze him. Then take his sawn off.

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

I just realized how nonsensical it is that we need to get the package when we already have the package carried over from the first time around. Nobody else caught on to this, and neither did I.

I'll just retcon it so that the Protag is delivering the package to get a briefcase full of diamonds or something.

Explain that it was an act of self defense, then take out the tazer and taze him. Then take his sawn off.

"Self defense!" You scream, before whipping out the Taser and firing a shot into the Mobster. As he collapses to the floor, you grab the Sawn-Off in midair. Nearby Mobsters witness you tazing the Mobster and proceed to open fire.

OBJECTIVE FAILED: Deliver Package to Boss
New Objective: Forcibly retrieve the Briefcase from the Boss

Perigee lets it rip with the 5.56 PDW, striking a Mobster in the chest four times!
One of the Mobsters crawls away trailing blood!
John McClass whips out the Stinger Grenade and throws it into the mass of mobsters!

A loud BANG sounds as the Stinger Grenade explodes, sending rubber balls flying at high speed into the Mobsters! Two of them collapse from the pain!

Mobster w/ Burst Rifle fires a two-round burst at John McClass, narrowly missing the head!
Mobster w/ Frag Grenade lobs a grenade at John McClass's feet!
Perigee rushes to the grenade and kicks it back at the two Mobsters, killing them in a massive fireball and destroying their gear!
Perigee loots a Fancy Suit from the Mobsters and a 5.7 Penetrator Pistol.

"I'm getting the hell out of here! Thank you for helping me!" Perigee says as he turns to sprint for the entrance. "If you get out of this alive, you'll know where to find me." He gives you a phone number and rushes to the door.

Nearby People:
Mobster(INCAPACITATED)
Mobster(INCAPACITATED) armed with .38 Revolvers Akimbo
Mobster
Perigee(BadlyWounded, FLEEING) armed with 5.56 PDW, 7.62 Battle rifle, 5.7 Penetrator Pistol, Fancy Suit(Mobster Disguise)

AUTO-LOOTED:PepperSpray Ammo, Flashbang

WEAPONS Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2 Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality) BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 4/8 (Weapon of choice.) Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) (RELOADING)Taser 0/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.) Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.) Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.) Flashbang x5 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.) Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill) Pepperball 14/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs) Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)

ITEMS Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this) Not-So Mysterious Package Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll] Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----] Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs Roll of Tape Scribbled piece of paper

EXTRA AMMO Shotgun Shell: 1 .44: 4 Tranq Dart: 1 Taser Cartridge: 4 Taser Shell: 6 Pepper Spray: 12 Pepperball: 10 MOBSTERS HOSTILE - RETRIEVE THE BRIEFCASE BY FORCE FROM THE BOSS Overall Health: LIGHTLY WOUNDED Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: LIGHT WOUNDS [llllllll--] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Space1255]

Use console hacks to heal pedigree. Proceed to forget.

[Cybertails1998]

Open package over your mouth and eat the contents

[tber123]

Use console hacks to heal pedigree. Proceed to forget.

You heal Perigee and prepare yourself for some good ol' screwing, but you realize theres nothing to screw.

Perigee has left the party.

Open package over your mouth and eat the contents

You tear open the package and discover a purple Alien Sludge. You devour it whole and... You don't feel a thing yet. Hm...

You make your way to the Third Floor via the stairs and discover two heavily armed Mobsters waiting outside the Boss's Office.

"There he is! GET HIM!"

MINIBOSS: Personal Guard Larry armed with Larry's Custom MP5KA1 9x19mm, Medium Armor w/ Tinted Goggles
MINIBOSS: Personal Guard Algernon armed with Algernon's Custom APC9 9x19mm, Medium Armor w/ Gas Mask

WEAPONS Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2 Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality) BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 4/8 (Weapon of choice.) Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) (RELOADING)Taser 0/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.) Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.) Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.) Flashbang x5 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.) Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill) Pepperball 14/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs) Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)

ITEMS Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this) Not-So Mysterious Package Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll] Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----] Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs Roll of Tape Scribbled piece of paper

EXTRA AMMO Shotgun Shell: 1 .44: 4 Tranq Dart: 1 Taser Cartridge: 4 Taser Shell: 6 Pepper Spray: 12 Pepperball: 10 MOBSTERS HOSTILE - RETRIEVE THE BRIEFCASE BY FORCE FROM THE BOSS Overall Health: LIGHTLY WOUNDED Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: LIGHT WOUNDS [llllllll--] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[NotBomberguy]

sv_cheats 1
addcondition full criticals
duration = 5 minutes
spray them down

[Space1255]

Spawn yourself a bunch of hookers to seduce the minoboss(es) out of killing you

[tber123]

Spawn yourself a bunch of hookers to seduce the minoboss(es) out of killing you

sv_cheats 1
addcondition full criticals
duration = 5 minutes
spray them down

WARNING: ANY SIDE EFFECTS FROM CHEATING ARE YOUR FAULT. CONTINUE CHEATING ANYWAYS?
>I DON'T CARE

You give yourself a 100% Crit Chance and spawn some hookers to seduce the minibosses. While they're distracted, you hose down the minibosses with a critical rain of Pepperballs, insta-KOing them.

You arrive at the Boss's Office to find the last of his guards executed by the paranoid Boss himself. The Boss lights up a cigar and begins to rant:

"YOU! You did this! You used CIA Mind Control to turn all of my mobsters against me and flood the basement with robots! You ain't getting this briefcase!"

The Boss tosses the briefcase out of the window, slams a button, and causes shutters to descend on the doors and windows, trapping you in a tiny room with him. Time to slap some sense into him.

The Boss armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, entrepreneur  Staff, Flashbang x3, Pepper Spray, Rainbow Sword
HEALTH: ██████████ STAMINA: ██████████
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

WEAPONS Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2 Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality) BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 4/8 (Weapon of choice.) Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) (RELOADING)Taser 0/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.) Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.) Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.) Flashbang x5 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.) Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill) Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs) Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)

ITEMS Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this) Not-So Mysterious Package Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll] Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----] Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs Roll of Tape Scribbled piece of paper

EXTRA AMMO Shotgun Shell: 1 .44: 4 Tranq Dart: 1 Taser Cartridge: 4 Taser Shell: 6 Pepper Spray: 12 Pepperball: 10 MOBSTERS HOSTILE - RETRIEVE THE BRIEFCASE BY FORCE FROM THE BOSS Overall Health: LIGHTLY WOUNDED Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: LIGHT WOUNDS [llllllll--] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] HAX Effect: 100% Crit Chance (4 Minutes Left) Level of HAX Corruption: LOW [l-------]

[Space1255]

"Here's your loving package"
Vomit the sludge

[tber123]

"Here's your loving package"
Vomit the sludge

You vomit the sludge onto the Boss! He stumbles around and trips, banging his head on the table!

The Boss armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, entrepreneur  Staff, Flashbang x3, Pepper Spray, Rainbow Sword
HEALTH: ██████████ STAMINA: ████████XX
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

WEAPONS Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2 Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality) BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 4/8 (Weapon of choice.) Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) (RELOADING)Taser 0/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.) Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.) Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.) Flashbang x5 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.) Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill) Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs) Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)

ITEMS Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this) Not-So Mysterious Package Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll] Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----] Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs Roll of Tape Scribbled piece of paper

EXTRA AMMO Shotgun Shell: 1 .44: 4 Tranq Dart: 1 Taser Cartridge: 4 Taser Shell: 6 Pepper Spray: 12 Pepperball: 10 MOBSTERS HOSTILE - RETRIEVE THE BRIEFCASE BY FORCE FROM THE BOSS Overall Health: LIGHTLY WOUNDED Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: LIGHT WOUNDS [llllllll--] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] HAX Effect: 100% Crit Chance (4 Minutes Left) Level of HAX Corruption: LOW [l-------]

[NotBomberguy]

Toss the lever action into the air, catch it
Aim it at the boss's face
"Hush mon petit chou fleur"

[Space1255]

Suck his richard

[tber123]

Suck his richard

You make a frantic dive at the Boss, pulling down his pants. The Boss quickly impales you with a rainbow sword through the back of the head and out the mouth.

NOPE.

Toss the lever action into the air, catch it
Aim it at the boss's face
"Hush mon petit chou fleur"

You toss the Lever Action into the air, and everything seems to go in slow motion as you move in to catch it... Only for The Boss to steal YOUR Lever Action out of the air.

The Boss takes aim at John McClass and prepares to fire!
John McClass swipes the Lever Action from The Boss's hands moments before he fires, sending a round into the roof!
John McClass blasts The Boss in the face with a Lever Action, sending him stumbling back! CRITICAL HIT! The Boss squishes the entire table and falls backwards, hitting his head on the floor!
The Boss drops a Flashbang by John McClass before turning around!

The flashbang detonates, burning your legs and blinding you!

The Boss whips out the entrepreneur  Staff and unleashes a flurry of blows on John McClass!

You feel the impact of a entrepreneur  Staff against your skull, and then a avalanche of strikes. By the time you can recover, you've been beaten senseless!

John McClass clutches at his wounds, groans in agony, and desperately cries out to Jesus!

"Whats the matter, Boy? I thought you were SO much STRONGER than this! Pathetic sack of stuff, thats what you are!" The Boss taunts as he starts hitting you with pepper spray.

The Boss armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, entrepreneur  Staff, Flashbang x2, Pepper Spray, Rainbow Sword
HEALTH: ██████XXXX STAMINA: ████XXXXXX

WEAPONS Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2 Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality) BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 2/8 (Weapon of choice.) Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.) Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.) Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.) Flashbang x5 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.) Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill) Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs) Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)

ITEMS Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this) Not-So Mysterious Package Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll] Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----] Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs Roll of Tape Scribbled piece of paper

EXTRA AMMO Shotgun Shell: 1 .44: 4 Tranq Dart: 1 Taser Cartridge: 3 Taser Shell: 6 Pepper Spray: 12 Pepperball: 10 MOBSTERS HOSTILE - RETRIEVE THE BRIEFCASE BY FORCE FROM THE BOSS Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED, PEPPER SPRAYED Blood: [llllllllll] Head: BRUISED, BEATEN, PEPPER SPRAYED [lllll-----] Torso: LIGHT WOUNDS [llllllll--] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: BURNED [llllll----] Right Leg: BURNED [lll-------] HAX Effect: 100% Crit Chance (3 Minutes Left) Level of HAX Corruption: LOW [l-------]

[Space1255]

Repeatedly kick him until he dies.

[tber123]

Repeatedly kick him until he dies.

You kick the Boss in the groin. CRITICAL HIT! You kick the boss in the groin again. CRITICAL HIT! COMBO x2 And again. CRITICAL HIT! Combo x3. The Boss refuses to go down, and you unleash a hurricane of testicular homicide! CRITICAL HIT! Combo x23

"UUURrrrrgggh...." The Boss drops to the floor. "Y-You son of a gun.... You're just a puppet of the CIA!" He shrieks as he crawls to the corner of the room and smacks a hidden button, causing several dozen High Explosive grenades to drop from the ceiling into the room.

Welp.

The Boss
HEALTH: █XXXXXXXXX STAMINA: █XXXXXXXXX

WEAPONS Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep) Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing) entrepreneur  Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson) Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2 Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality) BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 2/8 (Weapon of choice.) Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.) Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.) Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.) Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.) Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill) Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs) Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)

ITEMS Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this) Not-So Mysterious Package Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll] Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----] Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs Roll of Tape Scribbled piece of paper

EXTRA AMMO Shotgun Shell: 1 .44: 4 Tranq Dart: 4 Taser Cartridge: 3 Taser Shell: 6 Pepper Spray: 14 Pepperball: 10 MOBSTERS HOSTILE - RETRIEVE THE BRIEFCASE BY FORCE FROM THE BOSS Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED, PEPPER SPRAYED Blood: [llllllllll] Head: BRUISED, BEATEN, PEPPER SPRAYED [lllll-----] Torso: LIGHT WOUNDS [llllllll--] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: BURNED [llllll----] Right Leg: BURNED [lll-------] HAX Effect: 100% Crit Chance (3 Minutes Left) Level of HAX Corruption: LOW [l-------]