spawn cringy music bombs
then set the timer to 0:10
proceed to hotline everyone
press r to restarte ex dee
The Cringy Music Bombs begin blasting a combination of Dubstep and nails on a chalkboard at an extremely high volume, killing EVERYONE in the world. Including you. You weren't wearing your hearing protection.
Reloading Savegame....Use Derail_BLOODLUST.exe and unleash piss-universe
The entire universe turns to piss, your internal organs included. You kinda need those.
Yeah, RIP.....Hack into the universe. Upload viruses to all humans on earth except yourself.
You hack into the universe and give everyone except you Ebola. When everyone else refuses to die, you punch the crap out of them and drink some blood from their corpses, and then get Ebola yourself.
Also anyone got a cool logo and stuff for a thread called High Rollers(Pass or Fail/Blockade Blasters-ish thread with dice rolling) or an idea of how the dice rolls should work
WEAPONS
Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep)
Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing)
entrepreneur Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson)
GOLDEN entrepreneur Staff (MISSION CRITICAL)
Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2
Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality)
BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 4/8 (Weapon of choice.)
Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck)
Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)
Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.)
Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.)
Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.)
Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill)
Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs)
Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)
| ITEMS
Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this)
Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin')
Smartphone
Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll]
Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----]
Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)
Purple Handcuffs
Roll of Tape
Scribbled piece of paper
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EXTRA AMMO
Shotgun Shell: 1
Tranq Dart: 4
Taser Cartridge: 3
Taser Shell: 6
Pepper Spray: 14
Pepperball: 10
POLICE ALARMED - FIRST RESPONDERS ARRIVING IN 2 TURNS
Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [[█████]]
Head: HEALTHY [[█████]] Torso: HEALTHY [[█████]]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [[█████]] Right Arm: HEALTHY [[█████]]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [[█████]] Right Leg: HEALTHY [[█████]] |
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