Jump out of the car, reload the whole game (keep the dlcs, this should stop the corruption) and come back unscathed
You reload back to the very beginning of the game, but someone warps reality and sends you back to where you were before. Welp!
Become a tree.
ERROR: COMMAND BLOCKED. HAX HAS BEEN DISABLED BY BLOODLUSTAntiCheat.exe.JUMP INTO THE HOLE
OPPRESS THE BLACK HOLE WITH YOUR BATON
Become one with the void and break the 4th wall
You defiantly swing your baton at the hole as you leap into it! A white flash of light consumes you....
BEHOLD! Poorly photoshopped cowboy hat because I can't draw cowboy hats!....And you stand in a white void with a group of men.
"Okay, now I'll stop loving with you." The black guy approaches you. "So YOU'RE the new Protagonist?" He pauses. "Let me introduce you to who we are.
You might not recognize us, but these fourmers will."
"
Sven Svenson. From a humble beginning to a God that can warp reality itself. These two are Only Sane Man and The Gunslinger. I'd bring my cat Kiss-Kiss and my Vice-President Dunkey along with me to the void, but they're currently in a Space Crackhouse and enjoying themselves."
You have no idea what the hell this guy is talking about. He keeps rambling on and on about how he saw a library get set on fire, almost killing Vladimir Putin, getting kicked to the moon by Joseph Stalin in an alternate universe Communist America, and so on. You stop paying attention halfway through and come to right as he finishes talking.
"....Anyways, I'm getting kinda sidetracked here. Point is, you should stop hacking and play fairly. Now BEGONE!"
Sven Svenson teleports in Traitor Joe, who plays a
GODLY entrepreneur SAXOPHONE as
Only Sane Man, Sven Svenson and
The Gunslinger walk up to
John McClass!"Uh... Whats going on her---" You manage to start, before suddenly feeling three feet at once pummeling your groin.
Sven Svenson, The Gunslinger, and Only Sane Man suddenly kick
John McClass, punting him out of the void and into reality itself!
John McClass goes hurtling past the Earth straight into the moon, where he smashes his head against it---
*SPLORT*
When you awake, you are slumped against the steering wheel of a Taxi. Oddly enough, the entire "Reality being corroded" ordeal felt like a dream. Now, wasn't there something to retrieve on the other side of the city at the Docks?
WEAPONS
Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep)
Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing)
entrepreneur Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson)
Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2
Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality)
BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 1/8 (Weapon of choice.)
Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck)
Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)
Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.)
Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.)
Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.)
Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill)
Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs)
Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)
| ITEMS
Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this)
Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin')
Smartphone
Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll]
Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----]
Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)
Purple Handcuffs
Roll of Tape
Scribbled piece of paper
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EXTRA AMMO
Shotgun Shell: 1
.44: 4
Tranq Dart: 4
Taser Cartridge: 3
Taser Shell: 6
Pepper Spray: 14
Pepperball: 10
Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [[█████]]
Head: HEALTHY [[█████]] Torso: HEALTHY [[█████]]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [[█████]] Right Arm: HEALTHY [[█████]]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [[█████]] Right Leg: HEALTHY [[█████]] |
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