get file from internet thats called:
hax_distortion_preventer.scri pt/The_deal_trainer.zip
and
anti_hax_corruption.script
ERROR: FILE BLOCKED
edit:
roll a dice.
1-2 = red 2-4 \/ 4-6 = blue
Dice Roll on Random.Org: 3. Red it is!
OR RATHER RESTART THE WHOLE GAME.
Its not over yet!
red
red wonz go fasta
You consider taking a red pill....
forget this god damn stuff. Dig into his loving pockets, there HAS to be a yellow pill in there. If there isn't, the only way to get out of this alive without playing loving Russian Roulette is by taking both.
...When you decide to dig into the dead Green Driver's pocket, frantically searching for an alternate pill! You fail to find any, and take both of the pills in a panic.
*GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN*The world begins to shake faster and faster. A giant hole in reality itself begins opening up, consuming everything in its path. forget this!
yell NOPE NOT TODAY I AAAINT HAVINTHATstuff and reload back to mission start
then hijack a taxi normally
"I AINT HAVIN THATstuff!" You reload a save file back to the mission start....
....AND THE HOLE IS STILL EATING AWAY AT REALITY.
Another note falls from the sky:
You're forgeted. Enjoy the ride! I'll stop toying with you once this is all over. I promise.
Why, God, WHY?
WEAPONS Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep) Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing) entrepreneur Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson) Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2 Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality) BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 1/8 (Weapon of choice.) Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.) Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.) Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.) Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.) Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill) Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs) Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)
| ITEMS Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll] Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----] Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs Roll of Tape Scribbled piece of paper
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EXTRA AMMO Shotgun Shell: 1 .44: 4 Tranq Dart: 4 Taser Cartridge: 3 Taser Shell: 6 Pepper Spray: 14 Pepperball: 10
REALITY ITSELF IS BEING ERODED! MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE![/s] Vehicle: Striped Taxi Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Level of HAX Corruption: ERROR |