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[Refticus]

unfortunately, your thumbs are missing.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr.X98]

Fortunately the door on the far side of the room unlocks, and a man dressed in black enters.

[Frequency]

Unfortunately, he drops his pants and wants to recreate the awful scene that you just went through.

[Refticus]

fortunately, this is your special interest.

[Blue Screen]

unfortunately you wake up because this was a dream and you're in an arcade now

[Mr.X98]

Fortunately you find out it's the Flynn's arcade, and enter the world of Tron

[Frequency]

Unfortunately, you get derezzed in a matter of seconds.

[Refticus]

fortunately, the derezzing process made you into a god.

[Mr.X98]

Unfortunately, because you're a god, you find yourself plunged into a black abyss, where nothing has been created yet--and you yourself have been turned into a single pearl.

[Frequency]

fortunately, a god higher than you decides you're not worthy and turns you into a powerless but normal paper salesman

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

unfortunately, nobody reads the newspaper anymore

[Refticus]

fortunately, a rich billionaire buys the entire company and all of your papers. you are rich bby

[Blue Screen]

unfortunately those black guys in the truck have come back and have spotted you immediately

[Mr.X98]

Fortunately you planned for this, and grab the rocket launcher meant for them.

[Refticus]

unfortunately, the cocaine you took 3 hours ago just kicked in and forgets up your aim