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[Planr]

unfortunately zapk teams up with iban and they ransack and destroy the blockland 2 development project as illustrated in a badly drawn ms paint picture

[Ad Bot]

[Meta_KnightX]

Fortunately, we never needed Blockland 2 and physics are fine as they are now.

[Blockchip]

Unfortunately, you spent all your money on the project and you are now bankrupt.

[bigcapitalbaka]

fortunately, you head a Ponzi scheme and then travel to Mexico.

[Drydess]

unfortunately, you are asked to get a plethora of pinatas for your boss

[bigcapitalbaka]

fortunately, you buy them at discount from a discount used merchandise bodega

[Blockchip]

Unfortunately, you trip on a Mexican rock and hit your head.

[Marios]

Fortunately, the hit on your head reveals your so-long-hidden intellect. You self-measured as 130 IQ.

[Conan]

unfortunately for all your intellect your grammar sucks and thus everyone thinks you're an illiterate degenerate

[bigcapitalbaka]

Fortunately you gain grammar skills

[MikkelDude]

utlanefunotry you are no lneogr goud at slenilpg wdors wtih fuor or mroe ltretes

[Frequency]

Fortunately, you get over it.

[Refticus]

unfortunately, you have a very minor case of serious brain damage.

[Jshotgun]

unfortunately it's not any normal brain damage
its autism

[Frequency]

unfortunately, the last thing that was supposed to be fortunate was very unfortunate.