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[Refticus]

fortunately, your bad luck streak ends and a giant sack of gold lands right infront of you.

[Ad Bot]

[Marios]

Unfortunately, the gold sack leans towards you and eventually falls over and squishes you.

[Conan]

fortunately it's just chocolate gold

[Frequency]

unfortunately, you're still squished

[Blockchip]

Fortunately, you use your autistic telekinesis to move the bag.

[Refticus]

unfortunately, you actually have autism and are now the laughing stock of the town. who would of thought an autistic budding alien with kinky special interestes would be strange?

[Frequency]

fortunately, your soul is transplanted to a normal human with a normal mind.

[Space1255]

Unfortunately, it's Donald Annoying Orange and you gain his idiocy

[Refticus]

fortunately, your wacky special interestes transfer over, you become someone other than donald Annoying Orange from the special interest power.

[Space1255]

Nfortnately, you well get Mr Man's special interestes.

[Bwopper]

fortunately, you get struck by a teleporting truck being ridden by a duck and you become a cyborg
You can now fly and shoot lasers out of your left eye

[bigcapitalbaka]

unfortunately, you need to satiate your energy issues by engaging in loveual activity for over 24 hours/

[Frequency]

fortunately, this is easy for you.

[Pastrey Crust]

Unfortunately, you are not You.

[Refticus]

fortunately, you are the overlord of the autism, betelgeuse