Fortunately, Unfortunately v777

[Conan]

unfortunately, you are the overlord of the autism

[Ad Bot]

[Harry Mason]

Fortunately, you're an ayyylien again with no autism

[Phoople]

unfortunately, you are shot with an autism ray

[Marios]

Fortunately, ayyyliens are impervious to any mental disability disorder, no matter what.

[Frequency]

unfortunately, you are an alien and not an ayyylien therefore you are vulnerable to autism

[Marios]

unfortunately, you are an alien and not an ayyylien therefore you are vulnerable to autism

Darn it man, this was 3 posts later

Fortunately, you're an ayyylien again with no autism

Skip me (and Frequency, if you don't think it's valid)

[Blockchip]

Fortunately, you find an "Al Or Ayy?®" on the floor.

[[FUG] Nukedude]

Unfortunately, the box of "Al Or Ayy?®" is empty

[Rigel]

Fortunately, it can be used as a fashionable outfit.

[Frequency]

Unfortunately, you're delusional and you look terrible in that.

[NotBomberguy]

Fortunately, boxes are in style in the next second

[Lego lad]

unfortunately you get cyber-bullied and your life spirals out of control.

[TableSalt]

Fortunately your computer came equipped with a power button, which you use to beat the cyber-bullies.

[plexy]

unfortunately, assault is "illegal" for whatever reason

[Drydess]

Fortunately you can bribe them with your computer, but then kill them afterwards to take it back