[NEWS] Kim Jong-un vows nuclear restraint; seeks normalization with USA, China

[Alyx Vance]

As far as we know there isn't even a warhead there

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[Jairo]

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/seoul-nkorea-fires-short-range-missiles-amid-war-37534437

http://www.deccanchronicle.com/world/asia/100316/u-s-serves-up-korean-rocket-salad-in-war-drill-response-to-north-s-nuclear-threats.html

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lotsa news coming out today for north korea situation. this is seriously the most intense the peninsula's been in decades. on to the news:

Dennis Rodman's Pal has called south korea's female president an "american prostitute" and has decided to liquidate all joint assets between the two nations--namely the kaesong factory and other intrapeninsular infrastructure activity in further protest of the joint military exercises between the south and the US

the united states launched a rocket artillery barrage near the border in a show of solidarity with south korea. additionally, the united states has begun a formal investigation to weigh the validity of the north korean miniaturization program

[Nonnel]

this is getting pretty serious

[Alkatjo]

It's all or nothing at this point. Kim thinks military drills are an invasion plan, it's pretty clear he's paranoid.

[comr4de]

man I hope we do go to war, can't wait to get drafted and liberate korean idol girls

[Mr.X98]

holy stuff

[Echoes]

man I hope we do go to war, can't wait to get drafted and liberate korean idol girls

same

[SWAT One]

Wow, this is no joke.

[Nonnel]

i still really don't want to write this paper i've gotta write so go for it, NK

[Niff]

Hopefully we can liberate a lot of North Koreans as a result of this, living there is some kind of punishment against humanity holy stuff

[Mr.X98]

Hopefully we can liberate a lot of North Koreans as a result of this, living there is some kind of punishment against humanity holy stuff

this

ALSO:

"We will completely liquidate all assets of South Korean firms and related institutions left behind in our region," the Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of Korea said...

[Jairo]

ALSO:

CPRK is a north korean agency and was one of the puppet masters of the blue house raid

their name holds as much truth as the democratic people's republic

[Lord Tony®]

If North Korea launches nukes at america which state is closer to north korea?

[Otis Da HousKat]

man I hope we do go to war, can't wait to get drafted and liberate korean idol girls

Drafted? I'm volunteering!

If North Korea launches nukes at america which state is closer to north korea?

Alaska technically. http://www.gcmap.com/dist?P=FNJ-ANC&DU=mi&DM=&SG=&SU=mph

[weaver123]

If North Korea launches nukes at america which state is closer to north korea?

Alaska, then California. They couldn't nuke us unless the US government literally let them do it though.