I got laid in Los Angeles
You know it's true because LA is real
I might have believed you if you told me this before LA became a city
Do you believe in evolution then?
In a sense, yes. Humans adapt to their surroundings, much like how your hands become wrinkly from being submerged in water for so long, and much like how a person adapts to eating little portions over time. Do I believe we came from apes? No. If humans came from apes, we will still be evolving from them to this day would we not?