So my girlfriend broke up with me, Adult Swim has spoken.

[Yosher]

I just don't know what to even say anymore

nothing

[Ad Bot]

[Lord Tony®]

I hope deep down my girlfriend knows she was in the wrong.

[Clownfish]

I hope deep down my girlfriend knows she was in the wrong.

the chemicals told her she was wrong don't worry I agree with you

[SirLancelot7]

Hmm....  I don't nescessarily know who was in the wrong, but you did seem a bit harsh.

[Lord Tony®]

but you did seem a bit harsh.

You have to show women tough love occasionally.

[The Resonte!]

how could mirrors be real if our eyes arent real

[SirLancelot7]

You have to show women tough love occasionally.

Fair, but you also have to know when to hold em and know when to fold em.  If women are emotionally distraught, it isn't the best time for the whole tough love act.  Imo at least.

[plad101]

Fair, but you also have to know when to hold em and know when to fold em.  If women are emotionally distraught, it isn't the best time for the whole tough love act.  Imo at least.

You also have to know when to count your money, and to read people's faces.

[Refticus]

i'm not the emotional sensitive type, but even that was a forget up dude.

[IkeTheGeneric]

You also have to know when to count your money, and to read people's faces.

Plus pick your battles. I don't know how many times a couple friends destroyed relationships because they couldn't live and let be and had to get upset over it. Life's so much easier when you can forgive people regardless of if they can deserve it or not, sometimes you just gotta let people have it, even if it means taking a hit to your ego.

[Biostorm]

If you want to draw in the whole spacetime and universe bullstuff, picture this:

Your impact on the universe is minimal, almost infinitesimally small.  Therefore, in reverse, of all that goes on in the universe, the scale of what happens within it does not concern you to any level to even bother.  Within the frame of reference of the universe, it doesn't matter.  However, within the frame of reference of a mortal life, what things the universe would consider negligible can be considered critical within the frame of reference of this mortal life.

So why concern yourself with the universe?  It should only matter to you by how much impact you can have on it, which is virtually nothing.

If you get shot and killed, the universe carries on without consequence.  If half of the human race is wiped out by a super disease, the universe carries on without consequence.  If an entire galaxy far away were to suddenly vanish, the universe would carry on without consequence.  This leads me to conclude that you spout fallacious bullstuff for your own personal moral convenience, since your relationship with the universe cannot be mutual to any considerable degree.

However, if you are shot and killed within this mortal life, you are the most affected, then those unfortunate enough to care for you, then those who are acquainted with you, and then those who don't know you and just know that some man died.  If your parents were both killed 20 years ago, your mortal life now would be vastly different.  The universe would not.  So stop talking about the universe, because it doesn't concern us.  What you are doing is similar in nature to totaling someone's car, but rather than sorting it out, you immediately walk a thousand miles away to pinpoint a specific highly desired anthill determined at the point of the car wreck, and then proceed to eat the ants out of the anthill because you considered your nutrition when you got in the car wreck was vastly more important than dealing with a car wreck that you caused.  In reality, the anthill wouldn't mean stuff to anyone but yourself.  Eating some ants would not contribute to your nutritional needs in comparison to the lengths that you go to in order to avoid the larger problem.  They just see that some starfish is determined to cater to their insignificant and fictitious problems which happen to be convenient for you since it dodges the responsibility of loving someone's life up or significantly setting them back.

And you know what?  No matter what you say about the universe, I'm sure it's just a convenient device to have no moral obligations toward others.  It's to your benefit that you continue to believe it, and it's where it enters the subjective frame of mind.  It's no "objective universe", Tony.  Everyone has their subjective mindset just like you.  And you seem very keen on protecting it.  But guess what?  It may come as a surprise that everyone wants to protect their subjective mindset.  If you really value the universe and what it thinks about everyone, it treats everyone equally.  Why it seems to me that you think that you're a special exception is beyond me.

I know you crave attention.  I don't care if you get the best climax of your loving life to this thrilling ride of attention you'll get in this post.  It's pointless if you try to argue, because any resistance would be reinforcing the claim that your petty excuses are a means of convenience.

nice copypasta

[Lord Tony®]

Plus she told me if I didn't want to get married or have kids within the next 5 years we would have to end up splitting anyways.

So it was inevitable but it was going to happen. Just happened sooner than later which means less love for me.

[e-maxx]

I hope deep down my girlfriend knows she was in the wrong.

stop being so petty pls

[Whackin]

stop being so petty pls

i want e-maxx for president

[Lord Tony®]

I guess I need to add more contexts on how my girlfriend is a special snowflake.

So I'm sure you all know Stefonknee, the 50 year old transgender that identify as a 6 year old girl.

I loving asked my girlfriend if we ever had kids would you be comfortable allowing that person to play with our kids since you believe the person is really 6 years old.

My girlfriend said "sure as long as she isn't bothering nobody"

Are you kidding me?