Tank Busters 2! Probably where you destroy tanks. (AIR RAID!)

[lord techno]

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[failbros2]

that turned into a meme discussion pretty quickly
Accepting staff apps, please PM me with your reason why you want to help update dank hustlers

[lord techno]

I'm going to start pushing out updates now. I'll try to do my best with this one but quality won't be best until the next cycle.

[lord techno]

Player Actions

Redconer
4

You pull a ladder out of your ass and proceed to climb it. You successfully climb out of hell, returning to life.

Twix
Building Heavy Tank

You input the command tank.build();. You autonomously continue building the tank while simultaneously somehow managing to get yourself a coffee.

NotBomberguy
Charging Autistic Screech

You begin to gather up the power of ultimate autism. Your scream will be ready in two turns.

Rabbot32
3

You challenge old scratch to a fiddle competition for the right to GTFO of hell. You fail unfortunately, old scratch gets to leave hell but you are still stuck down here.

TableSalt
2

You perform a weird cartwheel backflip kick combo at the commando. You screw it up and end up breaking your leg, which also ruptures an arterie and causes you to bleed to death.
This is why showing off is bad.

CRITAWAKETS
5

You launch a hand rocket at the commando. The explosion inflicts 65 damage.

shinyarceus4
4

You step forward and poke the shock trooper with a very sharp pen. You inflict 45 damage and pierce his neck, killing him.

DELL
1

You rush forward and attempt to steal the commando's weapon. He sees you coming from a mile away and mows you down.
Did you REALLY think running at him in a straight line was a good idea?

JamesH
5

You scream Deus Vult before charging the commando with crusader jack and frederick in a pincer formation. The group attack inflicts 130 damage.

Space1255
3

You rear back for a punch. You end up punching thin air.

Ally Actions

Bastion
4

Bastion unleashes a second volley of turretfire. Inflicting 70 damage to the Commando.

Shock Trooper

HP: 0/250

Hunter

HP: 0/250

Commando

HP: 0/400

Player List

Twix: 3/3
TableSalt: Tried to show off. Died cause of it.
Redconer: 3/3
ZeUberMedic: machine gunned down
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: be safe around guns, kids
SubDaWoofer: suicidal son of a gun
cromartini: Bad coincidence. Lethal explosion.
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3
NotBomberGuy: 3/3
MicroEDGE: 2/3
DELL: Ran at a commando in a straight line. You fill in the rest.
shinyarceus4: 1/3

Ally List

Autonomous

Bastion: 8/8
Jack the Crusader: 3/3
Frederick the Crusader: 3/3

Manual

Heavy Tank: Ready in 1 turn (Builder: Twix)

[lord techno]

hopefully i got everything. The next enemy i assume failbros will introduce, or i will if he tells me what it is. We'll see.

[Twix]

finish the tank

[failbros2]

After the rest of the troops perished, the tank rolls forward...

...and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

Mega Tank

Holy hell. This tank is complete with 2 miniguns, 2 5x rocket launchers, and an 80mm cannon. What, overkill?
Intel suggests this is a weaker model of it. Either way, prepare for an ass kicking.

Machine guns attack 2 turns, dealing 1 damage to 2 people
Rockets fire every 3 turns, dealing 2 damage to 2 people and 1 damage to 2 others
Cannon fires every 4 turns, instakilling a target

HP: 1000/1000 Armor: 750/750

Due to the difficulty of the battle, I drop healing vials on 3 random people (ZeUberMedic, DELL, and overhealing NotBomberGuy!)
Must have been a defect in the product, you only have 2/3 health. Better than death.

Player List

Twix: 3/3
TableSalt: Tried to show off. Died cause of it.
Redconer: 3/3
ZeUberMedic: 2/3
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: be safe around guns, kids
SubDaWoofer: suicidal son of a gun
cromartini: Bad coincidence. Lethal explosion.
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3
NotBomberGuy: 4/3
MicroEDGE: 2/3
DELL: 2/3
shinyarceus4: 1/3

Ally List

Autonomous

Bastion: 8/8
Jack the Crusader: 3/3
Frederick the Crusader: 3/3

Manual

Heavy Tank: Ready in 1 turn (Builder: Twix)

[NotBomberguy]

tell it that all those guns must be compensating for something

[JamesH]

begin arming the Crusaders with halo energy swords

[Rabbot32]

Ask the reaper for a favor to leave

[Pompmaker2]

an 80mm cannon is pathetically small

[TableSalt]

Ask the reaper for a favor to leave

[failbros2]

an 80mm cannon is pathetically small

it resembles a 150mm howitzer

but seriously, 80mm is what the wiki says

[Redconer]

Uh.

EMP?

[DELL]

Climb into the massive barrel of the tank inbetween reloads and shank the crew inside.