W A I S T L A N D
T h e d e s s e r t e a t i n g f o r u m g a m e
construct a nuclear bomb and then immediately detonate it
You don't have the materials nor the tools and knowledge neccesary to make a nuclear bomb, also what the forget is a nuclear bomb ?
Acquire dictionary.
There aren't any here
are the holes waist high?
No, they are each a meter wide.
jack off
You whip out your weenie and start furiously masturbating. You let out a climaxic sound when you are finished.
A 14/20 rollYour "love juice" hits something that was scuttling around in the dark. It releases a short shriek and appears to have scuttled away.
You forgot the “and leave” part
stop being in a hole
You climb out of the hole.
find a car, get in it and go home.
There aren't any cars around, also you forgot where you live
rub the dessert around your waist
You rub the dessert around your waist. It is coarse and rough and irritating, it also got everywhere.
wait
if its dessert
WE SHOULD EAT THE WHOLE loving THING
You continue your habbit of shoving dessert into your mouth, it tastes same as the first time.
become the sandman
With the dessert all over your waist, body and in your mouth, you decide to proclaim yourself as the sandman, congrats !
make a lifesize sandcastle you can live in
with spit and the sand around you
or make a sandhouse still lifesize you can live in
You decide to make a sandcastle for yourself.
A 3/20 rollYou try to make the basic parts of the sandcastle but the sand disobeys you, so you decide to build a house
A 4/20 rollThe sand still disobeys you.
make a dirt bed
In your frustration you decide to build a bed out of dirt, but since there is no dirt around you, you decide to build it out of sand.
A 3/20 rollThe sand is being a little bitch right now.
invent cactus sleep on the dirt
You don't have the materials required to build a cactus, so you decide to sleep on the sand to vent out all of your frustrations. It is Nightime, and out of the holes scuttle out some sort of crab/spider creatures. One of them has some sort of white fluid on its carapace. They also look very hungry.
