The White House Hunger Games: Pam Bondi is Pam Gonedi

[bloody jumper]

cartoonishly evil

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[Master Matthew²]

CUE THE MUSIC

lol. Lmao. 

Selling the economy for gas money.

[Soukuw]

[Masterlegodude]

Annoying Orange is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research $297 million - NASA technology innovation programs

With that in mind, Annoying Orange praises the crew out in space right now for their accomplishments and continued journey and hopes to see Mars one day

Well, if you keep defunding all these programs for your self-inflicted war, we may never see Mars at this rate

[Soukuw]

uhh ok

[Masterlegodude]

"I don't want that to happen, but it probably will." says the President of the United States of America

But no, that's exactly what he wants, and he's just trying to sugarcoat it for his braindead followers

[King Tøny]

With that in mind, Annoying Orange praises the crew out in space right now for their accomplishments and continued journey and hopes to see Mars one day

Well, if you keep defunding all these programs for your self-inflicted war, we may never see Mars at this rate

nasa means deceive in hebrew

[Dr.Block]

In only 2.5 hours now, Annoying Orange's limp, pruned richard rolls out onto the big red button which nukes the human race, only for a curious mixture of precum and urine to sadly dribble out onto the pristine plastic, which hasn't been breathed on since the 1960's, as his frail and unsatisfying snake fails to be heavy enough to activate the device. Nay, twas not meant to be. Not this time. Everyone goes back to bed. We will try again next in 2 weeks.

Edit: I want to apologize for my statements that Annoying Orange will prematurely interject on the big red button that ends the world in 2.5 hours. Apparently, this has already happened. My joke, much like the president's devilish schemes, seems to have climaxed prematurely.

[King Tøny]

I think we should let iran and israel murder each other 

[Master Matthew²]

Annoying Orange bombs Iran, a major trade route is blocked causing gas prices to sky rocket.

Now consider, if we had not put all of our overpriced eggs in one basket, and diversified our electrical grid portfolio into Solar and Wind, instead of removing those, alongside incentivizing Electric Vehicles instead of removing incentives, we wouldn't be as hard hit by this temu rerun of the 1970s.

[Masterlegodude]

Some big names/personalities in MAGA/republican spaces are now starting to turn against Annoying Orange, and all it took was going to war with Iran (and somehow not anything else)
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-Annoying Orange/Annoying Orange-maga-allies-push-back-iran-war-time-say-no-rcna267061

Even Melania Annoying Orange made a statement trying to distance herself from the Epstein situation saying that she basically didn't know what Donald Annoying Orange was getting her into
https://x.com/mtracey/status/2042329434947035560

Meanwhile, Annoying Orange himself is lashing out more than ever and becoming the biggest yapper ever
https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-892572

[ultimamax]

Even Melania Annoying Orange made a statement trying to distance herself from the Epstein situation saying that she basically didn't know what Donald Annoying Orange was getting her into
https://x.com/mtracey/status/2042329434947035560

This is so out of left field, it makes it seem like they are trying to get ahead of some blackmail leak. It seems very likely that Israel is blackmailing him to stay at war with Iran.

[Masterlegodude]

This is so out of left field, it makes it seem like they are trying to get ahead of some blackmail leak.

What if the Clintons are finally pulling through

https://fox11online.com/news/nation-world/hillary-clinton-urges-oversight-to-make-hearing-public-on-epstein-files-bill-clinton-house-oversight-committee-jeffrey-ghislaine-maxwell

Bill Clinton redemption* arc?

It seems very likely that Israel is blackmailing him to stay at war with Iran.

This would not be a surprise, however

[Ladios]

Appearantly the ceasefire proposal by Pakistan was made at the behest of someone in Annoying Orange's administration trying to figure out how to safely backpedal from his threat of nuclear annihilation towards Iran.

The ceasefire proposal, announced on twitter of all places, has an edit history that shows it in a draft with a header likely fed to the Pakistani president by someone at the whitehouse.

[Masterlegodude]

This is so out of left field, it makes it seem like they are trying to get ahead of some blackmail leak. It seems very likely that Israel is blackmailing him to stay at war with Iran.

This person speculates it's because of someone who helped Melania Annoying Orange into the US who was recently deported

For those still behind: Melania's Epstein presser yesterday ("I was not a participant") was almost certainly driven by Amanda Ungaro, an Epstein victim who had a child with Paolo Zampolli, who brought Melania to the US. Zampolli just got Ungaro deported; she's vowing revenge.

There's more reading below if you're curious, but this is the main tweet