Whats up voteheads, since you all love voting so goddamn much. For all of the nasty letters I got from the libs that I was complaining about, not a single one of them mentioned what day the voting was supposed to take place. The day was today. I had been lead to believe by various sources that it was supposed to be next Tuesday, but it seems I have been the victim of poor-quality information! If only there was some sort of organization dedicated to providing reliable and digestible voter info and education to the laypeople of my local community! If only one of those texts I got had included the accurate election schedule instead of a list of the people who live in my house! Everybody gets that wrong at least once in their life, I guess. Can't have everything. Anyway I got to the polling place and every single person on the ballot was running uncontested.