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Hammerflag became too much for me once everyone started throwing tantrums... but its getting slightly better...

Hammerflag became too much for me once everyone started throwing tantrums... but its getting slightly better...

Happy dwarf recipe:

1- Doors built to make nice closed rooms
2- a Double doored Refuse storage room
3- Statues wherever they don't get in the way
4- A Dining room / meeting hall with chairs and tables
5- Large 3x3 bedrooms dug out for each dwarf
6- Booze, prepared meals, and fish make dwarves happy fellows

If you follow all these steps I'd be surprised if you get any angry dwarves, save those snooty nobles.

You can also have a mason do nothing but build statues, coffers and cabinets to place in everyones' rooms. Beware, once the loving Baron and tax collector arrive all rooms will need to be rented out at astronomical sums. This is an extremely stupid thing and I didn't like it, so I disabled it in the script and got on with my life. Basically in dwarf terms, the mayor just told the Baron his stupid rent system wasn't going to fly.

Speaking of nobles, my baron mistress almost got the beating of her life when she threw a tantrum because no one could fill in her "Make 10 white diamond encrusted crafts" mandate. She picked a fight with Mogul, the loving bad ass legendary wrestler, armor user, shield user, sworddwarf who was wielding a masterpiece obsidian sword and decked out with almost completely masterpiece steel armor at the time. She didn't get any serious injuries, which is a shame, but her entire body was pretty badly bruised.


Yay.


I just made a world, and I quickly was looking in the sites file, and found this:
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186: â„¢tsmunstu, "Firstlies", a dark fortress
   Owner: The Foggy Torment, goblins
   Parent Civ: The Tender Tick, goblins
   Leader: Kiros Clapglade, human
   44 humans
   1 elf
   1 human prisoner
   1 elf prisoner


edit: This one actually has some goblins, but still:
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177: Slexsmulngom, "Swampdooms", a dark fortress
   Owner: The Stunted Ghoul, goblins
   Parent Civ: The Tender Tick, goblins
   Leader: Dostngosp Ropefiend, goblin
   2 elves
   35 humans
   6 goblins
   5 humans prisoners


edit, found another:
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179: Uksosostrasm, "Stolenlepers", a dark fortress
   Owner: The Safe Terror, goblins
   Parent Civ: The Tender Tick, goblins
   Leader: Gozru Roasttick, human
   85 humans
   10 elves
   15 humans prisoners
   3 elves prisoners

edit and more
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172: Egunogur, "Steppeblack", a dark fortress
   Owner: The Terrors of Slapping, goblins
   Parent Civ: The Tender Tick, goblins
   Leader: B†x Plaguecolor, human
   4 elves
   43 humans
   2 dwarves
   1 goblin
   5 humans prisoners
   5 elves prisoners


edit: So many goblin fortresses controlled by humans:
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168: Slaxuurar, "Fellmaligned", a dark fortress
   Owner: The Blue Demon, goblins
   Parent Civ: The Tender Tick, goblins
   Leader: Amxu Kissedthief, human
   43 humans
   2 elves
   1 dwarf
   3 elves prisoners
   6 humans prisoners
I'll stop posting them now...
« Last Edit: July 14, 2008, 11:56:33 AM by laremere »

I read something about a sleeping bug, I'm going to mess out with the world generator until its fixed, then move my previous save into the new folder.

Yeah they don't wake up thanks to some bug.

Not downloading the new version until that's fixed.

Dwarf: Well, mister treehugger, I suppose you want us to stop cutting down tr-
Elf Diplomat: THE BLOOD OF YOUR PEOPLE WILL STAIN THE EARTH, YOUR WOMENFOLK WILL WAIL AS WE CUT OUT THEIR EYES AND ROAST THEM, AND YOUR CHILDREN'S BLOOD WILL BE THE NECTER THAT FEEDS OUR SAPLINGS, YOU BEARDED HAMBURGER.
Dwarf: Well, we could always just limit our tree cutting quota to 125 if it bugs you tha-
Elf Diplomat: OUR ARMIES NUMBER THOUSANDS AND OUR LUST FOR BLOOD IS INSATIABLE, AND WE FIND YOUR PEOPLE VERY DELICIOUS WHEN SERVED WITH-
Dwarf: Alright, alright! 50 trees! 50 trees!
Elf Diplomat: Very well, while we may not always see eye to eye *chortle*, we can agree to this.



Note to self: Pay close attention when choosing animals to be dumped into the river.

I really recommend playing adventurer mode now with wars and everything.

Have you been in the middle of a war?

Speaking of adventure mode, anyone here use a custom race for adventure mode? I made me a  Grue Elf.


Seeing a chase between a hunter and a mountain goat all over the map made my fricking day.

I want Mike Mayday to port his graphics pack D;

Edit: NVM Ported it myself
« Last Edit: July 15, 2008, 11:32:21 PM by Colten »

Uh, how the hell did a groundhog push a dwarf into a lake?