Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 532925 times)

you get irl beetroot stew

i insert an egg spraypainted yellow
You get an egg spraypainted yellow, but mangled by the money receiving mechanics of the vending machine.

* FragrantGingerCalamari puts in his copy of Black Ops for the PS3 that doesn't work.

i put in an egg sandwich

i put in an egg sandwich
forgeter get skipped, you didn't tell us the last post's output

fragrantgingercalamari, you get super mario for the ps5

you fall to the floor, convulsing, suds leaking out of your mouth. two bulky muscly men in striped red suits appear by your side, with the outline of their massive roosters showing through their tight pants noticeably. the last thing you hear before you die is, "this wouldn't have happened if you just played by the damn rules."

i insert my striped red suit

yiou get a identical suit but instead its blkue stripes and thjeres a giant tag on thje collar in big bold print saying "red suit"

i putj my underwear in the machine

yiou get a identical suit but instead its blkue stripes and thjeres a giant tag on thje collar in big bold print saying "red suit"

i putj my underwear in the machine
You recieve a half-eaten Taco.

I Put in a Egg Sandwich

you get noob


i insert robux robux robux

You recieve A Credit Card Bill for $1,000 worth of Microtransactions.

I Put in a Pepsi

You recieve A Credit Card Bill for $1,000 worth of Microtransactions.

I Put in a Pepsi
You get a cola

I put in a piece of the ground

you get the ground
the gravitational pull of the sudden creation of a 2nd earth instantly crushes you

i insert earth 2 back in

you get earth alexa, aka earth 2.5, after years of waiting

i insert rusted metal bees

you get a swarm of actual bees

I Put in a Coke Zero

you get a coke one

I insert the boys

You Recieve a case of cold ones to crack open

I Put in a Limited Edition Matrix VHS Collection Set

you get an unlimited edition not simulation matter vhs collection set

i put in the code for vending machine item A5 and 2 quarters