Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[NumberOneTuxedo]

you get the model in its disassembled pieces, untextured and uncolored.

i insert the entire equals three room

[Ad Bot]

[CM1107ProjectInfinium]

you recieve a black piece of paper with the words "THIS PROJECT IS DISCONTINUED" on the front. you feel somewhat relieved for some reason.

I insert a Gaming Computer^tm complete with 40% more terastuffs per megafart

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

you get gaming laptop


I insert my snake

[Raulix]

you receive nothing but a half an inch of rotten beef jerky

i insert something

[RockyDoctor65]

You recieve something that can only be seen with what your imagination thinks it should be.

I insert my knee.

[Nigel The Protagonist]

it gives you exactly what you need

i insert a 135 pack of mini candies, specifically milky ways, 3 musketeers, snickers and twix

[SwiftHyena2593]

you get all the candies combined into one giant ass piece of candy called "Milky Swixerteer"
i insert a piece of drywall with asbestos in it

[Sputnik]

it immediately shreds in your face into pieces.

i insert a bomb

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

you get several fireworks, it explodes in your hands and you die

i insert rallypack

[Datiel Reloaded]

you get several fireworks, it explodes in your hands and you die

i insert rallypack

you get sese

i insert liquor

[maxymax13]

you get solidour

i insert a virtual boy, ultimate classic system

[19]

thread from 2006 has 804 pages....
find thread from 2005

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

the vending machine detects no input and automatically starts dispensing copius amounts of mustard gas

i insert joe biden

[VTECPicaro]

You get a Barbie Doll.

I Put in a copy of The Room

[failbros2]

the machine hands you a football and a chicken

i insert a pocketwatch