Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[HellHound]

You get a ground up pink substance.

I insert a quarter.

[Ad Bot]

[Shy_Guy]

You get a half of a penny

*Shy inserts 1kg of pot

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Shy_Guy gets the machine high and ends up getting vacuumed into the machine

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts 2 gallons of something labeled "Danger"

[Morpheus]

The machine blows up

* Morpheus inserts the Blockland Forums

[Man 2]

The vending machine implodes and a temporal rift is opened.

* Man 2 inserts The adventures of ME, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul companion, Argyle!

[Alex Man!]

You get shred up paper.

I insert a framed painting of my star fish being tore apart with spoons.

[Alex Man!]

Who let the bump out
bump, bump ba, ba bump, bump bum ba bump...

[Alex Man!]

no topic

you can never leave me
NEVER
LEAVE
ME

[HellHound]

Quit loving bumping the topic you imbecile.

[Alex Man!]

Quit loving bumping the topic you imbecile.

I don't see why i have to listen to your opinion either this topic stays or not. Unless you are to an authority that can give me a reason, i will stop gladly.

[Man 2]

I don't see why i have to listen to your opinion either this topic stays or not. Unless you are to an authority that can give me a reason, i will stop gladly.

Everything dies. Topics die. You are only delaying the inevitable.

[Alex Man!]

Everything dies. Topics die. You are only delaying the inevitable.

I understand now. Goodbye, sweet topic.

rest in peace

let the topic lowering, begin.

[Darksaber530]

You get spoons with blood and crap on them.

*Darksaber530 inserts a 1x2 plate

[Zuero]

you get a 1x1 plate
*Zuero inserts SCP-173

[Deceius]

you get a 1x1 plate
*Zuero inserts SCP-173

You get half a dead cat.

I insert an opinion.