Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Cool Boi]

You get electrocuted
I insert a feather

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

You get a bird

I insert a rock, paper, a pencil, a pen, scissors, an iPod, 12 quarters, 10 dimes, 3 nickels, 4 pennies, 18 dollars, a TV, a blue ribbon, some glasses, a cup of water, and a bagel.

[BluetoothBoy]

You get the TARDIS.

I insert the breath of life.

[EazyE]

you get a richard.

i insert my richard.

[Niff]

You get AIDS

I insert a research magazine.

[Mr Man]

You get Hugh Hefner's bed


I insert a coin

[BreadFish]

The machine starts Shotgunning coins out of its back

I insert myself

[Choi]

You get fishbread, gross

You insert a Master Sword

[matthewbim11]

You get Ganon

I insert a can of air freshener

[Crispy_]

this is still alive? ho stuff

You get a huge fart out of the machine.

I simply insert one dollar.

[BluetoothBoy]

You put it in upside down, so you get your dollar back.

I insert all of time and space.

[Dre5567]

you get the friend ball.
i insert microsoft surface pro.

[superlegoman100]

You get Windows ME.

I insert a floppy disk.

[Stick Man]

You get with the times.

I insert my pair of Sennheiser HD 800s.

[TristanLuigi]

You get with the times.

I insert my pair of Sennheiser HD 800s.

You get some cheap $2 earbuds.
I insert a bag of chips.