Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[TheKid]

you get a PS4

*Esphere inserts a tankl

/me
You get a stuffty ripoff of something.

* TheKid inserts $1

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

You get $2
I insert $3

[[Maxx]]

you get 4$
i insert 5$

[Lego lad]

You get chain banned

I insert a new joke

[Bomb Kirby]

you get a new fad

I insert AoT Clan Discussion

[HellHound]

You get a derelict community.


I insert an empty two liter bottle.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get two empty one-liter bottles.

I insert my 3000th post, which is about 40 seconds away. Hope the machine gives me a suggestion on how to use it.

[jonnyman5656]

You get a thread to post it in.

I insert one dollar.

[Assistant]

You get $1 back.

* Assistant inserts a ticket to a Queen concert.

[Aperture Science]

You get a Queen concert

* Aperture Science inserts

[Bomb Kirby]

You get

I insert the thread I'm about to make.

Uh oh, 3000th post time. Here we goooo.

[Kimon²]

you get disappointment and apathy

i insert apple juice

[Darksaber2213]

WHY
If you literally put /me infront of your post, it will put your name and in red.

example:

/me eats a cookie

becomes

* Darksaber2213 eats a cookie

NO loving JOKE

You get a bag of apples

* Darksaber2213 inserts $1

[HellHound]

The machine spits out two half dollars at you at mach 20.

I insert a pokemon card with gum stuck to one side.

[jonnyman5656]

The machine jams and you get nothing

* jonnyman5656 inserts another vending machine.