Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 1112689 times)

you get death

*Insert a jar of pickled shark

You get a green goblin shark.

*Insert a pokeball.


You get a game that feels more like a tech demo.

I insert Super Mario 64 DS.

the machine breaks

I fix the machine and it dispenses a ____ fill in the ____

...Video game.

I insert every "x posts!" thread.

You get A random picture with "Nobody cares"

Inserts nokia

The phone is crushed, set on fire, and thrown onto the ground. The ground was sadly destroyed.

I insert Yoshi.

Tiny bits of broccoli are spit out of the vending machine.

I insert Mitt Romney.

Out Comes Obama


I insert a PS4

You get all of its good games. In other words, the machine doesn't give you anything.

I insert the Xbox One.

It gives you all of its bad games, which are all of them

I insert my console .log


You get doritos

I insert geddan

You get arma.

I insert a gun.