Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Lego lad]

the machine says no because it had a big lunch, but thanks you anyway

I insert

[Ad Bot]

[Willymcmilly]

you die

rip drydess

[Red Spy]

You get birb

I insert an AR-15

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get M16

insert M4A1

[TheKid]

you get m4a1-s

i insert a single lima bean covered in blood

[Timestamp]

you get satan

i spit out a new car

[Drydess]

rip drydess

rip me
you insert an old car

i climb into the machine...with protective gear this time!
yes, it didn't seem like i ever learned from my mistakes but i do!!!

[TheKid]

you still die. no one surpasses the machine.

i insert six months worth of cheetos

[Mr Queeba]

you get doritos. lots of them.
i punch the machine in the balls to get free soda

[Potatoh]

You get free lemonade?

I insert a hill

[Mr Queeba]

You become the king.
I insert a calculator in the machine that is actually attempting to divide by 0.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

calculator fails to divide by 0

insert prime numbers

[Timestamp]

you get a new breed of language

i insert a copypasta

[Silleb²]

You get Navy Seals

I insert Harambe

[Lego lad]

oops hes dead

i insert a floppy disk