Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

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The machine spits out an empty clip.

I insert .

You get 2

I stick my richard in the skim milk and put it in the machine

You get semen

I put in an empty water bottle

you get a full water bottle

i insert a Benis :DD

You get a nebis.

I put in the Magnus Chase book series.

You get a Colt 1411.

I insert a copy of Dune.

you gets bits of blastic and bits of a chewed up disk

i insert rtb2

you get the inferior BL glass

I insert the entire Dix Miggie series

You get Miggie Dix'd

I insert North Korea

You get anti-american propoganda.

I Insert normie meme.

you hear two claps from within the vending machine

i insert a square

you get a hip bone

I insert a funky bee

you get some people clappin them hands

i insert Superfun909

can you not?

i insert darth
for the revenge

you get a copy of midtown madness 2 but every playable car has "DARTH IS forgetIN GAY DUDE" in a graffitied style on the car
(even the cop car!! but it replaces the juristiction thing)

i insert
the cacc