Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[shafin25]

This is amazing, yesterday I died in the nether and lost my house everything. Meanwhile I was building my new house, and I wanted to go to the nether to check more of it out, because last time I fell in the lava. Anyway I had enough obsidian to make two portals, so I made one, went to the nether and made another portal. When I went into the portal I teleported to my old house, because there was still a portal there! I'm happy.

How can you build a new house amd get a new portal so fast.
YOU CHEATING BASTARD.
I HATE MEANIES THAT CHEAT >:(

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[Funnelcakes]

How can you build a new house amd get a new portal so fast.
YOU CHEATING BASTARD.
I HATE MEANIES THAT CHEAT >:(

The house was made of dirt 

The portal was easy, I mined deep down until I found some lava, poured water on it, and bewm, obsidian, and luckily I found some diamond ore on my way, so bewm, diamond pickaxe, and flint and steel isn't hard to get.

[Kevdude]

I found a small cave with some coal, iron, and a skeleton (:c)

[LordCutlerBeckett]

I found a small cave with some coal, iron, and a skeleton (:c)

Don't mine the skeleton, he'll get angry.

[MrLoL]

Why is Notch playing indev? :c

It's old, it was long time ago, and it's not LIVE.

[Funnelcakes]

Don't mine the skeleton, he'll get angry.

I lol'd

[LordCutlerBeckett]

I lol'd

It's not funny, it's a very serious issue. Many people have accidentally mined skeletons for bones and got killed. Four thousand cases a year for that.

[Funnelcakes]

It's not funny, it's a very serious issue. Many people have accidentally mined skeletons for bones and got killed. Four thousand cases a year for that.

Why are the dumbasses trying to kill a skeleton with a pckaxe, just go get a bow or a sword

[Jacob/Lee]

It's not funny, it's a very serious issue. Many people have accidentally mined skeletons for bones and got killed. Four thousand cases a year for that.

I think the hugging creepers issue needs to be adressed first. 9001 cases a year, if not more.

[Ector]

I think the hugging creepers issue needs to be adressed first. 9001 cases a year, if not more.

forget you I've hugged creepers before they're adorable

[DrPepper]

Remember back in the days of infdev? When notch had seemingly superhuman coding capabilities?
And now it seems he can't even do a regular friday update anymore?

There was so much to add to to game in infdev. Plus, Friday updates kill Mojang's weekend.

[ghost55]

i cant belev that minecraft beta 1.5 is out in 1.6 notch may add webs did you know that?

[Cybertails1998]

Because you don't use capital letters.
It's pretty.

they're not reason

[IkeTheGeneric]

i cant belev that minecraft beta 1.5 is out in 1.6 notch may add webs did you know that?

They're already added, there's just no possible way of getting them without cheating.

[Smash Fan]

I think the hugging creepers issue needs to be adressed first. 9001 cases a year, if not more.

What? I can always hug creepers.
mobdamage

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