Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[pantherfan]

If they say STAR, Say Wtf, This is not COD


EDIT:If you get a asl wanting homo, say 9001/wtf/wtfland

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[pantherfan]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: WOULD YOU KINLDY MAKE ME A SAMMICH?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: fukker
Stranger: make it urself loser
You: Oh you troll :P
Stranger: FUKER
You: *Bitch slaps*
Stranger: NY UNDERGROUND GLOCK YOU FUKING ASS
Stranger: YOUR
You: *Gets out Fatman Mini nuke launcher, and shoots it at you*
Stranger: KID
Stranger: RAM IT
Stranger: GET LOST
You: Ima post this on blockland forums so everyone can see what a idiot you are

:P

[it]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Just a small town girl...
You: ?
Stranger: Livin' in a LONELY WOOORLD
You: OMG
Stranger: She took the midnight train going AAANYYYWHEEEEEERE
You: NOOOOOOO!
You: DONT GET ON THAT TRAIN!
Stranger: just a city boy
You: YOULD SURELY DIE!
Stranger: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
Stranger: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING AAANYYYWHEEEERE
You: Anyware?
Stranger: A SINGER IN A SMOKEY ROOM
Stranger: A SMELL OF WINE AND CHEAP PERFUME
You: Hiring a prostitute
Stranger: FOR A SMILE THEY CAN SHARE THE NIGHT
Stranger: IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
You: lol
Stranger: *Not amused*
You: GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED!
You have disconnected.

[Kerog]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Just a small town girl...
You: ?
Stranger: Livin' in a LONELY WOOORLD
You: OMG
Stranger: She took the midnight train going AAANYYYWHEEEEEERE
You: NOOOOOOO!
You: DONT GET ON THAT TRAIN!
Stranger: just a city boy
You: YOULD SURELY DIE!
Stranger: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
Stranger: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING AAANYYYWHEEEERE
You: Anyware?
Stranger: A SINGER IN A SMOKEY ROOM
Stranger: A SMELL OF WINE AND CHEAP PERFUME
You: Hiring a prostitute
Stranger: FOR A SMILE THEY CAN SHARE THE NIGHT
Stranger: IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
You: lol
Stranger: *Not amused*
You: GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED!
You have disconnected.

You never even heard the song "Don't stop believing" by Journey? I am dissapoint.

[Zaem]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It's like the whole thing never happened

[it]

You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: NEVAR IT IS ALL A LIE!
Stranger: sorry?
Stranger: what lie?
You: ITZ A LIE!
You: ASL
You: ITS ALL A GOVERMENT CONSPIRACY!
Stranger: i never lie, especially when it comes to asl
Stranger: you're paranoid
You: Well that offended my religion
You: >:(
You: JEBUHDAMID SHALL SMITE THOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Stranger: hey
You: hai
Stranger: OH HAI HAI HAI!
You: WTFBBQ :3
Stranger: ROFLCOPTER
You: SOI SOI SOI SOI
Stranger: wtf does that stuff mean
You: My roflcopter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
Stranger: THats forgeted up
You: lolz
You: iuhiuorewhiuwejHQOWRUHGFIOJQW Ejiojrhy
Stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
You: pqowejngfngniogoiegfoiweoijtj iooirejtiojerjoiwerhLASERCANN ONeslkdgnjtouiwehy
Stranger: Thats not a real word
You: Niether is oiQJEOIQJREQWRTWiojioeg
Stranger: Akshually that is
You: OMG TYM FOR ME TO GO BAK TO SKOOLZ
You: awmorjnoawirf
Stranger: Gay
You: D:
You: :C
You: <_>
Stranger: 8=D~
You: SHIIIIII...

[Orthone]

Wow.. Poor kid.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am male and am horny
You: Good for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Zaem]

Stranger: hi!~
You: hello
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 18
Stranger: 13 f Korea
You: Hell no

[Diargon]

Stranger: a/s/l
You: Im from kentucky :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Orthone]

Stranger: a/s/l
You: Im from kentucky :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol.. I feel sorry for you.

I start all of my conversations by saying "Moo". Some of them turn out fun like the one below, the other 200 times the Stranger ends up leaving. Once, a girl person plays a game with animals, I won both times, this ended up as a 5 personal question answer.. Fun..

This is the one I just did and I had fun playing.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Moo
Stranger: rawr
You: Osht!
You: It's a <insertCowKillerNameHere>!
Stranger: oh poop i can't think
You: Why?
Stranger: KEVIN
You: It's a KEVIN!
Stranger: from up yay
You: Run away!
Stranger: i love up
You: Oh no! KEVIN is going to stab the Cow with a <insertWeaponHere>!
Stranger: toothpick
You: Oh no! KEVIN is going to stab the Cow with a Toothpick! Run forest cow run!
You: The cow has run to the <forestNameHere> forest! KEVIN seems to have lost his TOOTHPICK!
Stranger: Alpha
You: The cow has run to the Alpha Forest! Guide him through it!
You: Cow goes <insertDirectionHere> first!
Stranger: left
You: Cow goes left first! He runs into another path! FORWARD or RIGHT?
Stranger: forward
You: Cow goes FORWARD and runs into PACK OF ANGRY KEVIN! <InsertNextScene>
Stranger: Cow ends you drinking <insertatypeofliquid> and ends up <verb>ing
You: WATER and SHRINKING
Stranger: cow ends up drinking water and ends up shrinking
Stranger: i'm sorry i can't think of anything
Stranger: i fail
You: Lol
You: That was fun
Stranger: you're really creative
You: Thank you
You: I'm going to post this on http://forum.blockland.us My username is Orthone if you want to play some more.
Stranger: it's fine well i gtg byee :D
You: Later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CC]

Stranger: *whips out massive errect snake*
Stranger: 8::D
Stranger: Its two inches..
Stranger: Far above average..
You: BUSHIDO?

I had to stop and laugh.

[Orthone]

Lol.. Wow.. I had this guy going for about an hour.. xD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Moo
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/f/usa
You: u?
Stranger: 18m usa
You: lovey
You: where do you live?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: sonnecticut
You: sonnecticut?
Stranger: connecticut*
You: oh
You: i live in oregon
Stranger: sweet
You: not really
You: its really boring
Stranger: haha so is CT
You: i bet not as bad as oregon
Stranger: haha so hows it going
You: stupid
You: i have a test tomarrow
Stranger: stuff me too haha
You: lol
Stranger: are u a junior?
You: yeah
Stranger: lovey
Stranger: haha
You: lol
Stranger: im a senior
You: ooh.. you're older
Stranger: eh by a year
You: youre still older
Stranger: is that bad?
You: no
You: its hot
Stranger: 17 is pretty hot too haha
You: <3
Stranger: so wats ur name?
You: Ivy
Stranger: thats lovey haah
You: lol
You: whats your name??
Stranger: Kar
You: kar? new model?
Stranger: haha funny
You: wait.. u are 18 years old.. old car! =P
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yea i get alot of stuff my name haha
You: i <3 that name
Stranger: then ur automatically awsome
You: lol
You: thanks
Stranger: so..
You: soo..
Stranger: im trying to put a face to u haha
You: what?
Stranger: im trying to imagine how u look ha
You: you are trying to stalk me or sumthin?
Stranger: wat not at all
You: lol
Stranger: im just trying to make conversation
You: i imagine you with a bunch of shiny nailpolish covering you
You: lol
Stranger: thats wierd
You: very
You: but I think its cute
Stranger: are u cute?
Stranger: haha
You: people tell me that
You: but i think im fat.. =(
Stranger: im sure u arent
You: yes i am
Stranger: ill be the judge of tha
You: lol
Stranger: send me a pic
You: no thanks
Stranger: and ill honestly say if u r
You: i dont want you stalking me ;)
Stranger: im not gonna stalk u lol
You: yes you are
You: either that or run me over
Stranger: no im not
You: i'll be like a giant roadbump
Stranger: i dont do stuff like that
You: are you a virgin?
Stranger: yea :(
You: lol
Stranger: u?
You: same here
Stranger: how does it feel being a virgin
You: lonely
You: =(
Stranger: i kno wat u mean
Stranger: let me guess
Stranger: u masturbate haha
You: no.. =(
You: i cant afford a "toy"
Stranger: u dont need a toy
You: i feel like i do
Stranger: u should try it
You: maybe
Stranger: just use ur fingers
Stranger: im sure ule like it ;)
You: lol
You: i know what u are thinking about
You: pervert
Stranger: well ithought u were leading me on
You: lol
Stranger: saying 18 is lovey
You: lol
Stranger: and u like my name
You: its a funny name, and i do like older men
Stranger: asking if im a virgin
You: just trying to get to know u
Stranger: im just trying to help u
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: i wonder..
You: does cybering count?
Stranger: count as wat?
You: you know..
You: losing virginity
Stranger: i dont think so
You: aww
Stranger: but we can try lol
You: xD
You: you horny little bastard
You: big*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well it will benefit us both
You: i dunno
You: i could tell my my bffs that im not a virgin.. but they might ask
You: i dont like lieing to my friends
Stranger: dont worry we are just talking
Stranger: in a erotic way
You: lol
Stranger: so u want to?
You: nah
You: maybe if you came to my town.. then just maybe
Stranger: cant just go all the way to oregon haha
You: yes you can
You: your a car
You: lol
You: whats your mileage?
Stranger: 69
You: ooh
You: thats very gooood
Stranger: trust me procrastination will relieve all ur stress
You: i might be able to pay for half the trip if you do actually come.. lol
Stranger: idk maybe
Stranger: so wat do u say
Stranger: i really want to cyber
You: lol
You: i bet you do
You: send me a pic .. i might try to masturbate to it
Stranger: i will if u will
You: u first
Stranger: wats ur email
Stranger: i cant through this
You: just link it
You: put it on tinyrichard.. err
You: tinypic
You: kar??
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: -picsnip-
Stranger: ur turn
You: let me take it
Stranger: ok
You: aww
You: no shiny nailpolish
Stranger: nope
You: only a glowing red shirt
Stranger: u like the pic?
You: yeah
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: alright i need ures
You: i dun wanna
You: =(
Stranger: we had a deal
You: there are only a handfull of ivys in oregon and if you had a pick you could stalk me
You: pic*
Stranger: u could stalk me too
Stranger: but i trusted u
You: i think i might
You: lol
Stranger: pretty please lol
You: noooo lol
Stranger: are u masturbating to it
You: err
You: noo.. lol
Stranger: then y did i give u a pic
You: so my friends can! lolol
You: bye bye kar kar
You have disconnected.
*note: Not really a fat girl that lives in oregon named Ivy.. Poor horny guy.. If you want to see the pic then just PM me.. xD

[StupidPanda]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Ummm... Say ASL AND ILL KICK YOUR ASS
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: dw
Stranger: i wont then
Stranger: xD
You: ..
You: Well..
You: You Going To Say forget Me?
Stranger: why do you type so handicappedly?
You: No U!
Stranger: eough with the capital letters
Stranger: enough*
You: ..
You: Guess What?
Stranger: i dont really care
You: NUKE

Lolz I Do Type Werid.

I Did Another One,
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi?
Stranger: hi
You: ...
Stranger: what's your name
You:  .. Tony Hawk.
You: ...
Stranger: hi tony
You: Yea.. BITCH GET ON THE FLOOR AND SUCK MY richard.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And This One Is FTW,
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Asl
You: ...
Stranger: you first
You: I Live At CookieTown.
You: And Love Cookies
You: Now You.
You: Yea...
Stranger: cookies?
You: Yes.
You: I Love Cookies
You: They Make Me Feel So Dirty..
Stranger: where do you live?
Stranger: country
You: Cookie... USA?
You: Doh Lol!
You: I Think I Jizzed In My Pants
Stranger: im not american
You: Ok.
You: That Doesnt Matter.
You: Go Get A Cookie,
You: And Suck it.
You: ....
Stranger: are you american?
You: Yes.
Stranger: how old
You: 999999 Years Old.
Stranger: 9 old?
You: No Dumby
Stranger: hey tell me age
You: My Name Is [Insert Fake Name Here]
Stranger: ok bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dkamm65]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger:
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.