Wish Granted, but...

[TheFireyPhoenix]

Granted, but Zor isn't a girl

I wish for more penors

[Ad Bot]

[Rolland]

Granted, but they are in your mouth.

I wish what I just said wasn't making me laugh so hard XD.

[TheFireyPhoenix]

Granted, because it wasn't funny.

I wish you were funny

[Rolland]

Granted, but then I run out of jokes.

I wish you were funny

[TheFireyPhoenix]

Granted, but I have a dry humor.

I wish the world would explode.

[Rolland]

Kaphix, I'm being serious, I fell like I've done this before...I remember seeing your avatar.....and mine.....and etc.....as if I had seem them long ago.....oh well, whatever

Granted, but only the core explodes and it adds millions of tons of power to the natural nuclear engine that powers the earths gravitational field. KAPHIX SAVED DA EARTH!!!!!!

I wish Kaphix didn't save the world :O

[TheFireyPhoenix]

Granted but you change time and it happens anyways.

I WISH FOR PIE :D

[Rolland]

Granted, but then I eat it and barf it on you (I hate pie >:O)

I wish Pokemon meant Poke A Man :P

[Mr Smash]

Granted, But you poke a man so hard that this mad gets very man and is now tracking you down as we speak, It will not take long as he can convince pokemon fans to track you down from your IP that was obtained by hacking the website. They then also played for the flight tickets and off he went. He has the biggest desire to rape you so hard and then cut you up into tiny peaces.

I wish that i had the ability to teleport and warp. That would be so cool! 


I wish that i had the ability to teleport and warp. That would be so cool! 

[TheFireyPhoenix]

Wish granted but you teleport in lava accidentally and die.

I wish I had the ability to manipulate time.

[Zor]

Wish granted, but you accidentally set timescale to zero and time stops completely. since time is stopped you cant change it back. the universe exists as that frozen moment in time for eternity.

i wish someone replies to this post.
i wish storeclerk posted more. <3

[StoreClerk]

THIS IS STUPID STOP THIS STUPID STUPID THIS STUPID THREAD STUPID STUPID OMG STUPID THREAD STOP STUPID STUPIDNESS OF THE STUPIDNESSES.

[Mr Smash]

Granted but because you did not post a wish your head exploded.

I wish that storeClerk posted wish so I could for no reason make something go terribly wrong and him getting butchered in some way.

[|Shadow]

Granted, but Storeclerk returned to normal state xP

I wish for 10000000000000000etc wishes

[TheFireyPhoenix]

Granted, but they're unlimited anyways...

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