Wish Granted, but...

[Racerboy]

...Can I take your wish?

I wish for carrots to tear someone's eyes out.

Granted...but they're your own eyes.

I wish for a McDonald's Happy Meal......don't forget the toy

[Ad Bot]

[beachbum111111]

Wish granted. But they toy kills you. I wish for half life 3 to come out.

[LOL :D]

Wish granted, but it sucks.

I wish for a coupon.

[Soviet]

Wish granted, but it's to the intergalatical space mall located just outside of Andromeda's major meteor belt on planet Tstar fish. The only thing they sell are combat boots.

I wish for shoes

[SaturnsRings]

wish granted but you're uncoordinated

i wish for 3 strobe lights

[beachbum111111]

Wish granted, but they blind you. I wish I was a pie 

[cowman]

Wish granted, but i eat you!



I wish for nothing!

[morningstar]

You get something. 

I have no wish.  

[SaturnsRings]

wish granted but not

I wish for you to finish drawing my avatar

[cowman]

Wish Granted, but it looks like a snake.


i wish for a game.

[Kevso]

Wish granted but the game is acsually a DVD of the movie nemo.

I wish I had 300$

[HellHound]

Wish granted, but it's all in Zimbabwean notes.


I wish for a book all about me.

[Kumquat]

Wish granted but it ruins you with lies about how you eat babies

I wish for a sharpie

[BanishedLetters]

I had an android phone that was stolen by a mexican guy you prick :c

:O me too


Granted, but it's out of ink.

I wish for a faster internet speed.

[Cybertails1998]

You get banned from online games for speed hacking

I wish I wish I wish I wished wishes