Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 517855 times)

Aware · March 25, 2013, 06:42:17 PM

Granted, but it is a Mac

I wish something rhymed with silver

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Johnimiester · March 25, 2013, 06:43:32 PM

Granted, but it becomes sentient, and then proceeds to kill you and your parents.
I wish to be able to travel through time.

Cuddles le Bear · March 25, 2013, 06:44:10 PM

Quote from: Mr Man on March 25, 2013, 06:41:37 PM

Granted, but everyone else does.

Fine by me.

Granted, but you travel too much ahead of time and you are taken captive by the Alien Mothership and probed.
I wish I could kill you.

Rockinboy2000 · March 25, 2013, 06:44:23 PM

Granted, but its illegal to do it

I wish i could buy a country

Cuddles le Bear · March 25, 2013, 06:45:14 PM

Granted, but it's actually a deserted island that is only about a mile wide.
I wish I was king of the world.

ShadowYoshi294 · March 25, 2013, 06:45:48 PM

Wish granted, but most of the people you rule hate you.

I wish for something to happen that doesn't kill me.

Cuddles le Bear · March 25, 2013, 06:46:23 PM

Quote from: ShadowYoshi294 on March 25, 2013, 06:45:48 PM

Wish granted, but most of the people you rule hate you.

I don't care! Send them to the execution room!

Granted, but it kills you.
I wish for something that kills me.

Aware · March 25, 2013, 06:46:33 PM

Granted, but your driver's license is invalid

I wish I owned the internet

Cuddles le Bear · March 25, 2013, 06:47:48 PM

Granted, but you gain so many viruses that Aliens kidnap you.

I wish I was an alien emperor.

Aware · March 25, 2013, 06:48:41 PM

Granted, but you are emperor of an alien race that hasn't discovered the function of tools.

I wish for cake

Cuddles le Bear · March 25, 2013, 06:49:44 PM

Granted, but you're playing Portal and the Cake is a lie.

I wish I was an Alien Emperor that everyone (all of the aliens) loved and we had the most superior every thing.

Aware · March 25, 2013, 06:50:56 PM

Granted, but your driver's license is revoked.

I wish for a cake that wasn't a lie.

Cuddles le Bear · March 25, 2013, 06:52:04 PM

I don't need a drivers license! I'm an Alien Emperor with superior every thing! I conquer you!

Granted, but the cake that isn't a lie is a cake.

I wish that I had a rope.

Aware · March 25, 2013, 06:53:20 PM

Granted, but it is covered in Glass, which spends all your money on Blockland keys..

I wish that I had an extra wish to wish for a wish.

Cuddles le Bear · March 25, 2013, 07:30:30 PM

Granted, but the power of the universe is now unbalanced, stars begin exploding into Supernova's and collapsing into planets. Soon the universe is overrun by Black Holes and the universe vanishes from existence.

I wish for Pecon7 to give us all of the add-ons he has in his Boss Battles.