Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 634219 times)

Randomguy · September 04, 2008, 05:49:52 PM

Granted but the fairy is Helen Keller.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Ad Bot · Advertisement

Otis Da HousKat · September 04, 2008, 05:50:05 PM

Quote from: screw you Randomgay!

The fairy comes down and grants you you two wishes back-fire free. Then she explodes into flames and kills you.

I wish, I wish, I didn't sit on that fish.

You think of something to wish for and your internet goes out.

I wish I was a little bit talla, wish I was a balla, wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her. Wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat, and a 64' Impala.

Påndåñ · September 04, 2008, 06:17:05 PM

Wish granted, but you die two days from now D:

i wish i could have 9999 messages in this forum!

Junior · September 04, 2008, 09:48:03 PM

OOPAH

Dr.Block · September 05, 2008, 12:42:57 AM

CRITICLE ERROR: WISH DOES NOT EXIST.
FIXING....

FIXING FAILED. SKIPING...

I wish I could stop time, so I can take a brake durring class to masturbateing.

Chrono · September 05, 2008, 05:55:33 AM

Wish granted, but you don't know how to play time.

I wish I didn't afraid of anything.

mike1337 · September 05, 2008, 07:40:05 AM

Wish granted, but it'll get boring.

I wish for a wish.

Minority · September 05, 2008, 09:07:29 AM

Granted, but I stole it.

I wish the guy I really like would just come out and say whether he likes me or not.

Otis Da HousKat · September 05, 2008, 09:47:44 AM

If you're a girl: He comes out and says he likes you and proceeds to rape you brown town on your first date.

Boy: He comes out of the closet for you but cums on your face in front of your friends.

I wish for world peas.

starcraft · September 05, 2008, 09:50:49 AM

Granted, but you die before it happens.

I wish I got a um .... B47!

Otis Da HousKat · September 05, 2008, 11:26:04 AM

Quote from: starcraft on September 05, 2008, 09:50:49 AM

Granted, but you die before it happens.

I wish I got a um .... B47!

But I want my peas! Best vegetable imo.

You get your B47, then it explodes. It maims you for life and you can never walk again.

I wish for more +1 posts.

Kalphiter · September 05, 2008, 11:37:39 AM

Granted, but you get banned for your post.

I wish

s weren't endangered.

Dr.Pain · September 05, 2008, 12:14:26 PM

Granted, But then Terrorists Nuke them

I wish i didn't have to wish so i didn't have to wish this wish in this wishing topic of darn wishes

Kalphiter · September 05, 2008, 01:20:22 PM

Granted, but you didn't have to wish in the first place.

I wish he was smart.

Minority · September 05, 2008, 01:47:31 PM

Wish granted, but he's already smart.

I wish for a wish that can never be wished away.