Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 632641 times)

Mikery · November 16, 2008, 10:34:55 PM

You wished it, but you can't move. :D
I wish I had a Corvette.

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Shadow86 · November 17, 2008, 12:49:29 AM

Granted, but it had 2 MPG, so you run out of gas very quickly.

I wish it was christmas already, so I can get the Valve Complete Pack.

chaseyqurt · November 17, 2008, 12:54:14 AM

You get in but, your video card over heats and frys your fan.

I wish a wish.

Shadow86 · November 17, 2008, 01:36:50 AM

Granted, but then something bad happens about it.

I wish I had a Cookie Monster as a pet.

Domidore · November 17, 2008, 01:42:06 AM

Wish granted but the pet started as a small one, then it grew slowly into a stronger one. As it grew stronger and stronger, it got angry at life. So one day it attempted Self Delete, it failed because it forgot it was immortal. Because of that, it got thrown into the nut house. Later, it got insane and grabbed one of the guards gun. The guard had imagination, so the wish stole it. So then the wish escaped, using the stolen imagination, HE TOOK OVER THE WORLD!
I wish someone killed that pet.

Netwars4 · November 17, 2008, 01:47:31 AM

wish granted, but then due to its invincibility all existence ceased to exist, but still chuck norris would be there.

i wish i didnt have to make a wish.

Invalid · November 17, 2008, 02:06:31 AM

Granted, but then the cold irony comes back and hits you in the face as you realize you wished to not wish.

Shadow86 · November 17, 2008, 02:07:22 AM

Granted, but you forget that statement a few minutes later.

I wish I had the Snotzola 3000!

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You didn't wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish - ERROR, Invalid

Dansegal96 V2 · November 17, 2008, 07:49:07 AM

I wish you hate Saber Ninja.

killer21324 · November 17, 2008, 08:51:02 AM

granted but then you die

i wish for chesse

Watcher In The Myst · November 17, 2008, 11:23:17 AM

Quote from: killer21324 on November 17, 2008, 08:51:02 AM

granted but then you die

i wish for chesse

Garuda · November 17, 2008, 11:04:17 PM

change: granted, no loop hole, no but...

I wish Leroi Moore didn't die

Nightmare-Duckie · November 17, 2008, 11:38:17 PM

wish granted, but you made his life suck by all of his friends dying and converted him to misery

Syntho · November 18, 2008, 01:13:30 AM

gran.....wait you didnt put what you wish!

i wish i had pie.

Illidan · November 18, 2008, 03:06:37 AM

wish granted but it's rotten-chicken pot pie

i wish things would be better for me