Wish Granted, but...

[Messes]

Granted, but it's made of cloth.

I wish i lived in Vegas.

[Ad Bot]

[General Nick]

Granted, but you get stampeded by hookers on the way home from work.

I wish that I knew who really was phone.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but i didn't read the thread.

I wish for the last wish I wished. (Say that 5 times fast.)

[General Nick]

Granted, but I'm too lazy to scroll up and see what you really wished for.

I wish that I was asleep.

[Zaem]

Granted, however you miss the most awesome thing while you slept.

I wish I had some pumpkin pie right about now.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but it's just a foot-smashed pumpkin forced inside a huge loaf of bread.

I wish Gen. Nick wasn't lazy so he could scroll up and see my post.

[wrothmonk]

granted but you edited it so much that it was the worst post ever

i wish i could go to sleep when i want to

[Supreme Guy]

Wish granted, but Monsters under your bed eat you in your sleep.



I wish I could fly and not get hit by Planes, helicopters and any other flying things/creepbears/people
And not get owned by flying things/creepbears/people.

[Sheezy]

Wish granted but you can only fly in front of planes/helicopters/creepbears

* Sheezy wishes for a giant rape pill

[kakashi11]

wish granted but it turns out to be a small rape pill

i wish i don't i have to go school

[Mr. Snipe]

Granted, but you get raped by a child enthusiast. O.O

I wish for wealth.

[Doorman]

Granted, but you loose your balls.

I wish for more time for thinking.

[kakashi11]

wish granted but you think if something before the extra time is done

i wish for 

[Mr. Snipe]

Granted, but  eats it.

I want balls.

[Reformist]

You got em'
But when they get to you in the mail, they are crushed. :(


I wish V11 would come up soon.