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Off Topic / Re: geese thread

« on: June 12, 2026, 12:00:25 PM »

Found this video, made me think of you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85lFDj2Tk6A

Also: In Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, these are some of the non-zombie animals with the largest aggro ranges.
1. Dermatiks (Wasps that implant babies into things)
2. Giant Dragonflies (They eat people)
3. Canadian Geese (They're just richards.)

In this game, I have been closer to Black Bears, and in a cave with Cougars and not been attacked. Canadian Geese will attack me even after they see me whack one of their friends and blow his head smoove off.

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Off Topic / Re: pride month thread 2026

« on: June 05, 2026, 10:56:08 PM »

Anyway, shout out to my favorite trans/enby singer
Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble Of Shadows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4P7QZygwuI

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Off Topic / Re: pride month thread 2026

« on: June 05, 2026, 12:02:10 PM »

There are a surprising number of trans people here. I wonder what it is about Blockland or BLF that selects for this?

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Off Topic / Re: pride month thread 2026

« on: June 02, 2026, 11:40:48 AM »

I like the fictional ideal of heramphrodites so I guess that makes me like 3% gay by volume. What does my flag look like?

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Off Topic / Re: pride month thread 2026

« on: June 01, 2026, 02:44:54 PM »

now sponsored by lockheed martin

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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: By the way, forget Peter Thiel

« on: May 30, 2026, 12:07:28 PM »

starfish opens an evil ass rape company and names it after the evil artifact from Lord Of The Rings, Palantir.

Do we get someone virtuous to name a company Anduril to oppose them? No, it's another starfish that's part of the military industrial complex. What's next? A slash and burn deforesting company cutting down redwoods calling themselves "Mirkwood" or "Fangorn"?

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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: I guess we're talking about vape now?

« on: May 28, 2026, 01:50:44 PM »

I hope Israel gets nuked. Like, sorry to all the people that are innocent and didn't vote this stuff in, but that's the only way I see this ending, rather than being dragged out for another few generations. With Iran nuking Israel.

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Creativity / Re: Drawings Megathread

« on: May 27, 2026, 07:22:14 PM »

based zomboid enjoyer with the crowbar in the background

Project Zomboid? Bitch, this is Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead. That's a feral human holding the crowbar, that cop's gonna DIE! Although, losing a long-term zomboid character is reason enough to go feral...

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Creativity / Re: Drawings Megathread

« on: May 27, 2026, 03:57:02 PM »

Turns out wooden swords don't make good weapons.

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Off Topic / Re: Target pistol suggestions (gun thread)

« on: May 24, 2026, 11:22:52 AM »

if you got the helicopter and the minigun, i'll git you whatever money you need. it's bad, brother. they ain't content with just tearing up my yard anymore, they been building some kinda earthworks, surrounding my house with a whole lotta ditches and ramparts so i can't even see 'em from the roof no more, much less shoot 'em. but they're out there, every night i hear 'em digging. i'm starting to think these slugs ain't feral at all.

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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: VRA Cancelled

« on: May 20, 2026, 10:58:25 AM »

Whats up voteheads, since you all love voting so goddamn much. For all of the nasty letters I got from the libs that I was complaining about, not a single one of them mentioned what day the voting was supposed to take place. The day was today. I had been lead to believe by various sources that it was supposed to be next Tuesday, but it seems I have been the victim of poor-quality information! If only there was some sort of organization dedicated to providing reliable and digestible voter info and education to the laypeople of my local community! If only one of those texts I got had included the accurate election schedule instead of a list of the people who live in my house! Everybody gets that wrong at least once in their life, I guess. Can't have everything. Anyway I got to the polling place and every single person on the ballot was running uncontested.

That sucks bro, there's a few stuffters where I'm at that have been running uncontested for years now. I've been joking with my friends about making a bid for sheriff and making my slogan "Vote for me, I'm not So-And-So." I might actually have a decent shot because the sheriff here is pretty unpopular, but I guess no one wants the position or anyone that does is threatened into changing their minds.

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Off Topic / Re: Target pistol suggestions (gun thread)

« on: May 19, 2026, 10:59:57 AM »

that gun seems a little overkill just for killing slugs

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Creativity / Re: Drawings Megathread

« on: May 14, 2026, 02:27:38 PM »

Playing Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead inspired me to do some doodling. (That, and visiting the subreddit and seeing someone get absolutely roasted for posting ai slop)


edit may18th: made another doodle, this time of a Vigilant Amalgamation

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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: VRA Cancelled

« on: May 14, 2026, 12:58:59 PM »

"it's good when my team does it" handicaps need to get a good thumping

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Off Topic / Re: is the male gaze back?

« on: May 07, 2026, 08:23:42 PM »

the twitter user, maybe. i'm just stating my opinion. takes like that on twitter do tend to spawn some good and funny artpieces tho, like the debimbofication one