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Off Topic / Does anyone have that Queeba Neutron pic?
« on: October 06, 2020, 01:49:57 AM »
y'know, the one where he's in a rocket and it's captioned: "GOTTA BLAST." I long for the nostalgia.
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Off Topic / Who are some of the worst TTRPG players you've dealt with?
« on: July 26, 2020, 10:54:12 PM »
It seems like a lot of people here have played TTRPGs before, like D&D or Pathfinder. My personal favorite is GURPS because of how flexible it is, but that's off topic. I want to hear all your stories about the stuffty, retarded, and downright malicious players you've met and how you dealt with the situation.
When I was in high school, we had this sort of tabletop games club that I was a part of as soon as it had opened. A year in, some kid showed up wanting to GM a campaign of Pathfinder. No one knew who he was or how well he could GM, but since he was going to be using a module I figured it'd be fine. I made a cavalier and was excited to try a new system. Anyway, we're all gathered around with snacks and stuff, and he says we're in a tavern and we all meet each other. And then guards come in trying to arrest us. He never really gave us a chance to talk in character, he just said "you meet" and then attacked us with nigh-invulnerable guards out of nowhere. Somehow we ended up in a sewer and got into a fight with a dragon that killed a few party members and then the first session ended... I just didn't bother going back to that one. Apparently he kept up the same thing later, speeding people along the module with no conversations and painfully deadly fights.
One time I was hosting an online game for some people on this forum (you know who you are) and it was going well for a while. There was one pretty annoying guy going by the name of "Dakaru" who had aspergers and was an obsessive scalie. He constantly mentioned his tail-loving fetish and how he was having "fun times with snake" after he had tamed a python. He also said a bunch of other retarded things like "cigarettes help if you have asthma" and "i can't go to the DMV because i'm too anxious so i'll just sit here and let bad things happen" (ad-libbing the last one, but that's what he was doing.) He eventually got in an argument with another player and said that he's not going to stick around if we're gonna argue with him on whatever they were talking about, and most of us just waved him goodbye. I want to say that the campaign got better after he left, and it probably would have but I was starting to turn into a forget up with my writing skills failing me so the campaign ended just a few sessions later.
When I was in high school, we had this sort of tabletop games club that I was a part of as soon as it had opened. A year in, some kid showed up wanting to GM a campaign of Pathfinder. No one knew who he was or how well he could GM, but since he was going to be using a module I figured it'd be fine. I made a cavalier and was excited to try a new system. Anyway, we're all gathered around with snacks and stuff, and he says we're in a tavern and we all meet each other. And then guards come in trying to arrest us. He never really gave us a chance to talk in character, he just said "you meet" and then attacked us with nigh-invulnerable guards out of nowhere. Somehow we ended up in a sewer and got into a fight with a dragon that killed a few party members and then the first session ended... I just didn't bother going back to that one. Apparently he kept up the same thing later, speeding people along the module with no conversations and painfully deadly fights.
One time I was hosting an online game for some people on this forum (you know who you are) and it was going well for a while. There was one pretty annoying guy going by the name of "Dakaru" who had aspergers and was an obsessive scalie. He constantly mentioned his tail-loving fetish and how he was having "fun times with snake" after he had tamed a python. He also said a bunch of other retarded things like "cigarettes help if you have asthma" and "i can't go to the DMV because i'm too anxious so i'll just sit here and let bad things happen" (ad-libbing the last one, but that's what he was doing.) He eventually got in an argument with another player and said that he's not going to stick around if we're gonna argue with him on whatever they were talking about, and most of us just waved him goodbye. I want to say that the campaign got better after he left, and it probably would have but I was starting to turn into a forget up with my writing skills failing me so the campaign ended just a few sessions later.
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Off Topic / How do you relieve stress?
« on: July 23, 2020, 02:59:35 AM »
These are stuffty times, and it helps to have a distraction when you can't change what's happening. What do y'all do when it's all too much? I like to just get in my car and leave, drive around while singing my favorite songs very loudly and poorly.
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Off Topic / Would mesothelioma kill you if you went back in time?
« on: July 19, 2020, 01:32:46 AM »next topic: would mesothelioma kill you if you went back in timelets face it, we're all untermensch here, and I don't think any of us would fare well at all against some meth'd up bodyguards
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Games / huge (over $1,000) humblebundle deal to help fight corona-chan
« on: April 01, 2020, 07:09:59 PM »6
Off Topic / water + chocolate mix or milk + chocolate mix?
« on: October 13, 2019, 10:50:28 PM »tbh I don't like either, I prefer hot chocolateHELL YEAH HOMIE
I literally JUST put a pot of water on the stove for that very purpose
Personally, I use milk for my hot chocolate. Which do you guys think is better?
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Off Topic / cocon test
« on: September 05, 2019, 05:12:34 PM »
My friend found an ARG. I'm no good with these so I leave it in your capable hands.
http://www.test.cocon.se/18/7/14/11/8/1/6/9/10/17/5/13/2/3/
http://www.test.cocon.se/18/7/14/11/8/1/6/9/10/17/5/13/2/3/
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Off Topic / sad panda is now dead panda
« on: July 26, 2019, 01:49:55 PM »
What was probably the biggest repository of hentai and non-hentai doujins is now dead. Two decades worth of images and galleries have vanished from this earth, including now impossible to find stuff from the 80's and 90's. People have compared this loss to the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
Reasons as to why it went down include rumors of new legislation against loli/shotacon in the Netherlands (where the server was hosted), Article 13 being passed in the EU causing all the copyrighted material to be illegal, and the head admin, Tenboro just not wanting to host it anymore. People were given twelve hours to save what they can, and then the site vanished with its hundreds of terabytes of content. This was the site Ex-hentai, the hidden and unfiltered version of E-hentai which will also go down in about six months. Many other hentai sites were just mirrors of what was posted between these two websites, nHentai being one example. It only used a bot to download and re-upload content from the two sites, and has never allowed directly uploading to the site.
Let this be a lesson to back up and download what you like, because digital information is easy to lose. Two decades of archival rested on the shoulders of one man, and he could no longer bear the weight.
Reasons as to why it went down include rumors of new legislation against loli/shotacon in the Netherlands (where the server was hosted), Article 13 being passed in the EU causing all the copyrighted material to be illegal, and the head admin, Tenboro just not wanting to host it anymore. People were given twelve hours to save what they can, and then the site vanished with its hundreds of terabytes of content. This was the site Ex-hentai, the hidden and unfiltered version of E-hentai which will also go down in about six months. Many other hentai sites were just mirrors of what was posted between these two websites, nHentai being one example. It only used a bot to download and re-upload content from the two sites, and has never allowed directly uploading to the site.
Let this be a lesson to back up and download what you like, because digital information is easy to lose. Two decades of archival rested on the shoulders of one man, and he could no longer bear the weight.
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Off Topic / How should I combine Ninjas with Aboriginals?
« on: April 25, 2019, 11:54:37 PM »
I'm trying to write a thing, and I've decided that I want a secret organization of ninjas that worship an extra-dimensional being to set up an outpost in Australia and induct the Aboriginal population into their ranks. I've only been having problems deciding what the final result of such a union should be. Ninjas with throwing spears? Ninjas with boomerangs? Abbos with katanas and kimonos? Any idea is welcome, no matter how absurd.
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Games / Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine - FREE TO KEEP VIA HUMBLE BUNDLE!
« on: August 30, 2018, 03:32:08 PM »13
Off Topic / open question to PhantOS
« on: August 11, 2018, 11:55:21 PM »
I'm asking like this because I can't tell if he was banned and has an alt or not.
Yo, are you okay with me using your user name as the name of an evil AI in some fiction that will probably never get published? I just couldn't stop thinking about the name one day and just turned it into a skynet-esque omnipotent and sentient computer virus that's trying to take over the world by allying with some of the most destructive individuals to sow chaos and reap fear until all bow before its metallic and digital might with the only people that stand a chance at stopping it being a team of expatriated CIA agents.
I know it's just a user-name, but I felt it was still worth asking.
Yo, are you okay with me using your user name as the name of an evil AI in some fiction that will probably never get published? I just couldn't stop thinking about the name one day and just turned it into a skynet-esque omnipotent and sentient computer virus that's trying to take over the world by allying with some of the most destructive individuals to sow chaos and reap fear until all bow before its metallic and digital might with the only people that stand a chance at stopping it being a team of expatriated CIA agents.
I know it's just a user-name, but I felt it was still worth asking.
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Forum Games / BloXCOM 2: Operation Hell King
« on: July 30, 2018, 05:59:10 PM »
Welcome, volunteers, rebels, ex-military, and political prisoners. Welcome, to the newest front against the alien threat that has enslaved the earth. Don your red kevlar vests, and get comfy, this is gonna be a long war. But first, where is the rebel base? We need a place to start from, and we've got a few options on where to go. Should we start in Africa, Europe, Asia, South America, or North America?
If you want to join, post what your soldier's name will be, along with race, country of origin, backstory (optional), class, and gender. Also post what you'd prefer your dude to look like. I'll download whatever cosmetics mod is compatible with LW.
If it wasn't clear enough, I'm going to play XCOM 2 and use forumers as the poor dudes that are gonna get tentacle raped by the ayys. I'll be playing on Normal with the Long War mod, so there will be plenty of opportunities for death and glory amongst the squads. Feel free to suggest strategies! I haven't played this game in a few months, so it'll likely be a rocky start.
If you want to join, post what your soldier's name will be, along with race, country of origin, backstory (optional), class, and gender. Also post what you'd prefer your dude to look like. I'll download whatever cosmetics mod is compatible with LW.
If it wasn't clear enough, I'm going to play XCOM 2 and use forumers as the poor dudes that are gonna get tentacle raped by the ayys. I'll be playing on Normal with the Long War mod, so there will be plenty of opportunities for death and glory amongst the squads. Feel free to suggest strategies! I haven't played this game in a few months, so it'll likely be a rocky start.