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Off Topic / Re: Everyone's counting on me
« on: December 26, 2016, 09:50:58 AM »
 
According to all known laws
of aviation,

  
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

  
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

  
The bee, of course, flies anyway

  
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

  
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

  
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

  
Barry! Breakfast is ready!

  
Ooming!

  
Hang on a second.

  
Hello?

  
- Barry?
- Adam?

  
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

  
Looking sharp.

  
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

  
Sorry. I'm excited.

  
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

  
A perfect report card, all B's.

  
Very proud.

  
Ma! I got a thing going here.

  
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

  
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

  
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

  
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

  
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

  
Never thought I'd make it.

  
Three days grade school,
three days high school.

  
Those were awkward.

  
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

  
You did come back different.

  
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

  
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

  
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

  
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

  
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

  
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

  
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

  
That's why we don't need vacations.

  
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.

  
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

  
- Bee-men.
- Amen!

  
Hallelujah!

  
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

  
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

  
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...

  
...9:15.

  
That concludes our ceremonies.

  
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

  
Will we pick ourjob today?

  
I heard it's just orientation.

  
Heads up! Here we go.

  
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

  
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

  
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

  
and a part of the Hexagon Group.

  
This is it!

  
Wow.

  
Wow.

  
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

  
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

  
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

  
Our top-secret formula

  
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

  
into this soothing sweet syrup

  
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...

  
Honey!

  
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

  
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

  
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive

  
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

  
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

  
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.

  
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

  
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

  
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

  
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

  
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

  
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.

  
But choose carefully

  
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

  
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.

  
What's the difference?

  
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off

  
in 27 million years.

  
So you'll just work us to death?

  
We'll sure try.

  
Wow! That blew my mind!

  
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?

  
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.

  
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

  
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

  
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.

  
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.

  
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?

  
Like what? Give me one example.

  
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.

  
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.

  
Wait a second. Oheck it out.

  
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.

  
I've never seen them this close.

  
They know what it's like
outside the hive.

  
Yeah, but some don't come back.


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Add-Ons / Re: [1.0.2] Brick Restriction System
« on: December 13, 2016, 08:55:35 PM »
Wasn't there already a restrict bricks add-on? It also worked by enabling it, then adding all the bricks you wanted to restrict to your cart; much faster than this version.

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Add-Ons / Re: Brick Redo
« on: December 06, 2016, 08:17:00 PM »
So it'll redo the brick, then undo any bricks from before?

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: November 24, 2016, 07:18:18 PM »

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You never got back to me on that offer to host the server on my server rig.

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Off Topic / Re: I paid for a man to feel my arse and ruin my back.
« on: November 12, 2016, 09:21:03 AM »
Like Sir Dooble said, if you a really tense, your massages are going to hurt, a lot, possibly. I once got a shoulder massage from one of those motorized handheld massage devices and it hurt, but I could feel the tension and toughness that was there.

Don't know what to say about your butt.

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Off Topic / Re: "We Are Number One" Megathread
« on: November 11, 2016, 12:40:02 PM »
We Are Number One but when someone takes a step, they turn into a Annoying Orangeet Mr.Skeltal

Actually strangely hilarious, if only for the absurd amount of effort put into it.

YTP: Sportacus isn't number one

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-quote

I actually think that the DNC thought (rightly, I think) that Bernie would have not won, so they decided to play it safe. That being said, the fact that they were caught rigging the primaries most likely discouraged a lot of Bernie supporters from voting for Hillary out of spite.

Quote
Mr. Annoying Orange took the stage at the Hilton just before 3 a.m. and told his supporters that Hillary Clinton called him to concede the election. Striking a gracious note, he wished her well and said,
“We owe her a major debt of gratitude for her debt to our country.”
Holy crap Annoying Orange.

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General Discussion / Re: (quote sounds) - Memorable Blockland Chat Lines
« on: October 22, 2016, 12:00:29 AM »


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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: October 20, 2016, 11:54:03 PM »



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General Discussion / Re: Blockland Space Program
« on: October 18, 2016, 07:46:13 PM »
Are you kind of trying to remake the planets map from Blockland pre-V21?

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General Discussion / Re: Bet you didn't know!
« on: October 17, 2016, 09:00:55 AM »
you can press crtl E to go back a column on the paint color selector
for some reason this hasn't ever worked for me and idk why

Try your options menu, controls:

"Inventory Left/Right is your paint can columns, but "E" already shifts it right.

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: October 17, 2016, 07:28:49 AM »
http://www.upworthygenerator.com/
It's basically a clickbait headline generator
Quote
"You Will Rage When You See What A Disabled Pianist Created."

"You Can't Imagine The Shocking Music Video This Gay Cheerleader Found."

"You Will Groan When You See What An Autistic Convict Delighted The Internet With."

"My Faith In Humanity Shattered After Hearing This One Verb."

"Some Call It The End Of Polio. They Call It A Living Nightmare."

That last one.

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