Slay That Dragon

[LegendZ]

He eats it all, and then burns you for bumping this.

I kill him.

[Ad Bot]

[Narkro555]

But he is indestructible! He shoots you.

I throw a bim at his head

[Link1999]

He throws it back at you.

I run for my life!

[Gojira]

He stomps you

I launch a bunch of hammers and fireballs at him as Mario

[Tyler66]

Id dose nothing but disappear.

I use the power of the forums and send out all the trolls to troll the dragon.

[Skyra]

The trolls are banned.

I eat the dragon.

[TMAN7676]

He eats you

I summon Chuck Norris to kill him!

[Dark(ya its me)]

Chuck Norris comes after him and gets burned with his fire breathe.


I summon noobs to annoy and distract the dragon.

[?]

The "Noobs" Rush after you and maul you asking for admin.

I throw magicked beans at the dragon.

[JJA0]

They grow really fast and crush you before you can throw them.


I die.

[pocketrocket300]

Your dead.

I cut the dragons head off.

[Grignard]

Your dead.

I cut the dragons head off.

Two more grow in it's place.

I try to sneak up and slit it's stomach.

[Niblic]

The knife does nothing and the dragon eats you.

A gigantic laser is spawned and shot into a GIGANTIC PORTAL ENTRANCE ON A BLOCK and a GIGANTIC PORTAL EXIT ON A BLOCK, they go in front of each other causing an infinite loop and they continuously multiply around the dragon thus vaporizing him completely because he has like microscopic infinite loop portals around him. 

[Nepthan]

He magically de-vaporizes behind you, eats you, destroys the laser, and goes back to his cave.

I send an army of minecraft's creepers into the cave.

[lolzorz mcgee]

They die of heart attacks.

I bring forth a night fury to fight the other dragon. I'm mildly surprised no one has mentioned that movie yet.