Author Topic: Slay That Dragon (Read 32966 times)

JTBreslow · August 26, 2010, 02:59:20 PM

He says he is an atheist.

I call bullstuff on his stongeyness.

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PowerDag · August 26, 2010, 03:05:33 PM

The dragon tells you that you are in Soviet Russia, and that his strongyness calls bullstuff on you.

I dissipate.

Camera · August 26, 2010, 03:55:36 PM

He makes sure you are dead by breathing fire where you once were.

I observe this squander from a hidden camera.

JTBreslow · August 26, 2010, 04:09:11 PM

The camera goes boom
I call the troops!

Bing · August 27, 2010, 08:42:28 AM

The troops fall up the stairs and never make it.

I drop a nuke-from 100 miles away...

Cybertails1998 · August 27, 2010, 08:44:44 AM

It hits a nearby city.

I say hi.

[Nuke] · August 27, 2010, 10:50:28 AM

The dragon says "With all these random people trying to kill me, I'm getting HUNGRY. GET IN MAH BELLY."

I use a chainsaw to take the dragon's head off

Camera · August 27, 2010, 11:24:27 AM

Your chainsaw is too small!

I build a wall around the whole cave.

Placid · August 27, 2010, 11:27:54 AM

dragon knocks them all down

i slice at him and do a barrel roll

[Nuke] · August 27, 2010, 11:32:07 AM

Dragon ALSO barrel rolls. He squashes you flat in doing so.

I skin the dragon.

? · August 27, 2010, 11:38:58 AM

He regrows it and eats you.

I die.

[Nuke] · August 27, 2010, 11:42:00 AM

You die.

I throw a pill bottle into his mouth, and wait for overdose/Louis.

JTBreslow · August 27, 2010, 11:42:51 AM

Louis gets eaten.

I use a mininuke on him.

[Nuke] · August 27, 2010, 11:45:28 AM

The cave has a blast door. You are unhappy to find out that the cave is a Nuke shelter.

I realize that everything we try is futile, and decide to do nothing.

shafin25 · August 27, 2010, 11:51:16 AM

The dragon eats you because you did nothing.

I leave this thread.